A highly modified suburban housewife. She’s in her mid to upper forties and usually drives a Ranger Rover or G-Wagon. She has two blonde daughters and a floppy-haired privileged lacrosse playing son that may or may not have a substance abuse problem. Her husband has a girlfriend and drives a four-door Jeep.
While Bondo Barbie is skiing the Alps, there’s no way to tell if her face of frozen from cold or too much botox.
by Eddamommy October 19, 2019
cornell-barbie: YOU DIDN'T DO YOUR HOMEWORK
1: no mam. im sorry... my mom gave birth last night so i was in the emergency room with here all night.
cornell-barbie: THAT'S NO EXCUSE!!!
1: no mam. im sorry... my mom gave birth last night so i was in the emergency room with here all night.
cornell-barbie: THAT'S NO EXCUSE!!!
by alydawlew May 23, 2010
by 902Cold January 26, 2018
Fin again
by fin again barbie bin net February 02, 2021
Barbie baby is a moropus. This is an ancient animal. She is born on October 21st 2024. She is horse like and really pretty. She likes pink. Her mom is liv
by Barbiebabylover101 October 23, 2024
by supatmorgan February 12, 2023