shittin' bananas

1.) Reference to excrementation / defecation in the form of a mushy mess; the result of a high banana diet.

2.) Euphemism for diarrhea OR constipation. Generally, bowel irregularity.

3.) Literally, shitting out a single banana repeatedly (or multiple bananas) from one's ass following insertion for amusement.

4.) A miserable condition resulting from a witch's curse.

5.) Slang term for the consequence of drinking too much chlorine bleach; causing one's turds to appear yellow like stinky bananas from the bleaching action.
<In attempts to defeat urine analysis>WARNING<Please, kids, never ever try this at home>
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EXAMPLES;

1.) "Little Johnny (the adopted Mormon Circus Chimp) is SHITTIN' BANANAS all over the couch and the carpet. Get rid of him, Joe -- sell him! But try to get your monquisworth."

2.) CUSTOMER: "Excuse me, but I'm SHITTIN BANANAS. Can you help me?"
DRUGGIST: "Yes sir, what you need is blah blah. It'll fix you right up."

3.) "George, I really wish you had NOT shown me your little trick about you
SHITTIN' BANANAS. I'll never be able to think of you in the same way now.

4.) "Ever since Luke kicked over old Lady Johnson's flower's he's been SHITTIN' BANANAS. I think she sicked the demons on him.

5.) "Man, I really needed that job so I drank Clorox to help me pass the piss test and, dude! I'm SHITTIN' BANANAS now! And it ain't f*ckin' funny, dammit!

by Bongo Cholomongo September 20, 2006

Banana Slug

Older transsexual person.

The equivalent to "cougar" for a she-male.

Banana Slug's have TWICE the experience cougars do, since they can practice on them self.

by psychognosis July 28, 2010

electrical banana

a synonym for a dildo, vibrator

This electrical banana gives me so much pleasure.

by Aidz R May 11, 2007

Chocolate Banana

When you are having sex with a girl in the ass when she has diarrhea and you pull out and have her suck it off.

I asked Susie if she wanted a chocolate banana. She said yes but had no idea what she was getting herself into.

by Sephiroth116 March 28, 2009

melt banana

An amazing noise-core band in which the members are all japanese. They are insanly loud and fast, and their concerts are considered by many to be the best in the world.
They consist of:
Yasuko: Vocals (Loud,Asian)
Agata: Guitar (Simply amazing)
Rika mm: Bass (SHES FUCKIN HOT!!!!)
drummer changes quite constantly.

Wow! Melt Banana is really cool! I wish i was as awesome as they are!
etc.

by Johnny B. March 22, 2004

Cool Bananas

Another phrase to use as opposed to saying, Everything is fine. Can also be used as confirmation. Can be used as acknowledgement or and expression.

Can we meet at midnight? Reply saying "cool bananas"
When one sees something appealing express "Cool bananas!"

by justbmw August 26, 2006

banana clip

A Large capacity magazine used in automatic weapons, aptly named like its friuty foil, the bananna.

..you know about that hollow tip, i creep through you hood with a bananna clip

by Lil Smokay March 8, 2003