Bald-assed bitch

What you call someone after they warn you about a mistake after you’ve already made it

Beyoncé touches her eyes after eating super chili hot wings and then the host of Hot Wings warns “Don’t touch your eyes!” She yells, “I know NOW, you bald-assed bitch!”

by Luigi Pepperoni May 10, 2021

bald herb

it’s bald herb

bald herb is bald

by pink.milk._ November 3, 2021

bald jobs

The head of one or two bald guys is used to cause ejaculation of a male/female. This is a bald job.

"I heard a bald jobs was better than a boob jobs"

by jfishyy February 1, 2022

bald racoon

When you shave your balls and your pubes off and it makes your dick look like a bald raccoon

My friend Joe got a bald racoon and he regrets it

by Glizzy mastsr February 5, 2022

Having a bald

When a person loses their shit and gets angry and loses 200 hair follicles

My boss is having a bald at me today for leaving work early

by Carlos de la Cerda February 8, 2022

bald head strength

The extra strength a nigga gets when he’s Bald Asf

-Ayo that man got bald head strength you see how he head butted him

-Look at that bald ass head I just know he got that bald head strength

by Goatstatus February 14, 2022

Bald Stanley

Bald Stanley is a man desperate for attention and hair better known by his stage name Paul Stanley this money hungry lying man who can only badmouth people and never has anything to say like his counter part and possibly secret boyfriend Chaim Wigs he prefers Eric minger and Tommy Gayer

Bald Stanley hides his baldness with a crap wig

by VeryBigMuscleMan October 7, 2021