blasting off

another word for jacking off

henry was in the bathroom for a long time. i bet he was blasting off

by plasticbaglover March 13, 2019

Lash Blast

When a person of the male gender ejaculates in a females eye.

Girl 1: I got a really bad eye infection.
Girl 2: Is it because he lash blasted you?

by poopz mcgee eatin terdz August 20, 2009

Dingle Blast

When your feces hits the water so hard it feels like a tsunami in the toilet.

OH SHIT! THAT WAS A DINGLE BLAST!

by strongislandny June 30, 2011

Headphone Blasting

An action that is started when that prick across the room starts playing music on his cell phone, so you turn your MP3/Ipod's volume all the way up, and then engage in music battle over control of the loudest sound waves.

"Hey you hear that prick playing music?"

"Yeah, why?"

"Lets start Headphone Blasting!"

"Yeah!"

by TruthWithinLies April 17, 2010

Arctic Blast

When, in sub-freezing temperatures, a man ejaculates onto his fellator's face, but the semen freezes mid-air, blasting the face with cumsickles.

It's so cold out tonight, I'm going to give Eric's mom an arctic blast before she makes me hot chocolate.

by Yournewstepdad December 19, 2013

Arse Blast

When you are "doing", "bumming", "ploughing", "banging", etc. someone up the arse, she/he (if your a poofter) farts and blows your dick off.

John: "Tom, why are you clutching your crotch?"

Tom: "Arse Blast I'm afraid" Clutching the hole in his groin

John: Ouch!

by Mr Coolio December 9, 2008

do a blast

Doing a Blast...
means ripping a line of cocaine (coke)...snorting coke...
Let's go do a blast...

I wanna do a Blast...right now...

by blthrskt April 28, 2009