Rubber Tits

Fake boobies.

‘Michelle has had new rubber tits installed’ smiled Steven.

by AstrayMind98 March 27, 2020

Scarf tits

Elongated drooping breasts that can be thrown over the shoulders or around the neck for warmth in inclement weather. Usually formed in the later stages in a female's life but sometimes developed from being fucked like a raggedy slut or not wearing a bra for extended amounts of time... or both. Commonly found in the northern regions of the state of California and more commonly in National geographic magazines.

Dude, did you see that chicks saggy ass titties last night?!?

Yo, those were some Scarf tits!

by Ri'shard May 31, 2010

Flounder Tits

1. Breasts of a woman of which are face opposite directions when she's on her back. (Typically larger cup sizes.)

Damn, I hooked up with Sally last night, she looks like she has a nice rack but after I got her shirt off, she had FLOUNDER TITS!

by Cassidy44 November 2, 2010

tit custard

another name for breast milk

Come on Tim you know my baby only drinks organic Tit Custard!!!

by T-Whip May 18, 2016

Tits Yeah!

A positive phrase, used as a replacement for "Fuck yeah!" when appropriate.

It's also a reference to the character Nick from the videogame Left 4 Dead 2, whose most popular phrase is (arguably) "TITS!"

Tadin: "Do you wanna go watch the Rocky Horror Picture Show?"
Cecil: "TITS YEAH!" *high five*

by SiempreSoloAnon April 7, 2011

Spine Tit

A 'Spine Tit' is the slang definition used when people (usually men) are exaggerating about the small size of a females breasts. They are saying basically that a girls breasts are so small that they invert and protrude out of her back. This is impossible unless a person has a medical growth, mutation or some type of illness (elephantiasis etc.).

'Matt, i was touching up Samantha in science the other day, and i swear when i put my hand up her top, she has nothing there'

'Yea, i told you before you went out with her Ben, there is no point going up there, she had spine tits'

by 7678 April 30, 2009

squeaky tits

A person with squeaky tits is someone who has a botched boob job, like lumps, offset nipples, or abnormal shaped breasts.

"Did you see Trisha's new boobs?"
"Yeah, those are definitely some squeaky tits"

by Zaniel April 13, 2021