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a/s/l/o/s 

Age/sex/location/orientation/status. Derived from the word a/s/l the objection of this word get more information about the one you are chatting with. Commonly used when talking to strangers online.
person 1: a/s/l/o/s ?
person 2: 16/male/U.S.A/straight/single
person 2: you?
person 1: 51/male/U.S.A/Bi/single
*person 2 disconnected from chat*
a/s/l/o/s by Smashking242 October 5, 2010

as cool as the other side of the pillow 

About as cool as a person can possibly be, sort of like James Dean or someone like that, but even cooler. Possibly originated from SportsCenter. Has nothing to do with temperature.
I was as cool as the other side of the pillow back in high school. I used to sit in the back of the class in my leather Harley Davidson jacket and sunglasses, smoking my Marlboro Reds and drinking whiskey out of a silver flask. I'd just sit back there, all laid back across the seat, with my arms around the two hottest girls in the school. The teacher would tell me to put my cigarette out and stop drinking, and I would blow smoke in her face and say, "Make me." But she wouldn't make me because I was just too cool.
No, not really, actually I was a fucking dork who watched Star Trek marathons and still haven't lost my virginity except for my dog that one time.
No, just kidding again, I was pretty normal, but I always used to look at the other side of the pillow and wished that someday I could be that cool. Sadly, it never happened.

As brave as a falling star 

Poetic way of telling someone that they are extremely brave or heroic. But it is also used ironically when their bravery goes too far and turns into madness.
The term "falling star" is used because symbolically, the rocks that turn into shooting stars have the courage to enter the Earth's dangerous thick atmosphere in order to make skywatchers happy and allow them to make a wish.
Person 1: Have you read in the newspaper that this guy conquered all of his biggest fears and revealed all of his secrets to the public in order for his crush to accept having him as her boyfriend?
Person 2: Wow, so it is true that love makes you as brave as a falling star.

as the actress said to the bishop

Phrs. A jocular catch phrase that draws attention to an otherwise innocent statement by imbuing sexual innuendo. Other variations include "as the mistress said to the gardener".
"as the actress said to the bishop"

rare as rocking horse shit 

To never exist. Very rare. Not easily obtainable
That's as rare as rocking horse shit.

busy as cats covering shit 

busy as cats covering shit--multitasking and any acitivity performed in a reckless and haphazardly fashion
We don't have time to admit another patient,we're busier than cats covering shit here in the I.C.U.