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Carrot

Teacher with hijab: WOW this is a strong message, no one will have carrot.
by thatsagrapegrape September 19, 2020
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Carrot Topp

The singer for the anonymous punk band Radioactive Chicken Heads since 1993. He has a giant carrot head and wears cool glasses.
“Dude, did you see those Chicken guys last night?” “Yeah man, I loved the carrot guy, he’s pretty gnar.” “Yeah, that’s Carrot Topp, not to be confused with the comedian of course.”
by GameofGenie July 10, 2025
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Carrots

Orange roots. Actually doesn’t give you better eyesight. May not always be orange, as it comes in different colours.
Eat it with a good sauce for a good time. Must be kept away from rabbits, as they may snack on them while asking people how it is going while assuming they’re doctors.
I don’t carrot all.

I like carrots.
by Google.no January 23, 2018
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fabulous carrot

A funny vegetable obsessed with sex and is often found in cnclowns twitch live streams
fabulous carrot has broken my laugh bones
by The best carrot 2k17 June 16, 2017
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Broccoli, carrots and peas

Your side bitch or dude. They ain't your main there your side
you bitches fighting over a dude when you'll never be his main chick.. you're broccoli and she's carrots. Broccoli, carrots and peas
by badder than Heman April 20, 2023
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Carrot way

Carrot way was founded by Alex Romero AKA carrot. Carrot way is when you absolutely get sloshed and toked for the boys. You put all your effort and heart into finishing bottles and J’s.
Oh fuck I think Henry’s on carrot way!!
by Alex little dick October 27, 2019
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bed carrot

1. A penis, dildo, or vibrator.

2. A guy to sleep with but nothing more.
Ex. 1. At her friends bachelorette party, Talia exclaimed, “Oh look, bed carrot!” when her friend unwrapped a dildo and the room exploded with laughter.

Ex. 2. When Jessica was talking to her friend about her recent bad date, she said “He wasn’t really my type, but he’s a great bed carrot.”
by Tisiphone Nyx May 30, 2018
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