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National slap a bitch day December 12th

if some one is being a bitch slap them they cant get mad
*slap
person 1: wtf dude
person 2: its National slap a bitch day December 12th
by Luca_gamin November 14, 2022
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Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch

An Informal and Vulgar expression used to show Shock, Suprise, Disbelief or Displeasure

(Similar to "Well call me a Monkey's Uncle")
Man 1: Hey Did you know Dan won the lottery
Man 2: Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch after all this time it finally happened
by RevolutionKing888 May 26, 2023
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son of a bitchin outfit

An expletive phrase used by Depression-era Arkansas-hillbilly grandmothers to express situational frustration.
Thar's bees in the wellhouse again! Son of a bitchin outfit!
by Etta Luv August 6, 2010
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Chris Brown a Bitch

When having sex you bust your load in your hand. Then slap the girl in the face. And then try to sue her.
Chris Brown a Bitch, jerking off, legal actions, Chris Brown, Rhianna
by glickman April 8, 2009
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A "Bitch"

one who does laundry, cleans the counters, makes the bed, makes the waffles, enjoys being slapped in the face with huge nuts, enjoys giving blumpkins, does the dishes, is constantly naked around the house, will never shart, and never speaks.
A "Bitch" is a good thing to have by your side.
by scotty j nukka February 22, 2006
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I once had a bitch that

A response that intimidates and threatens someone whose actions you find appalling. Followed by an example of extreme emotional/physical/mental or sexual damage.

This phrase is effective because it refers to the fact that you had/have a team of bitches and fearlessness to abuse others
(1)
Brent: this food tastes like ass
Sarah: I once had a bitch that insulted my food, so I took a rusty wire and cut her

(2)
Brent: That kid is drunk to puddles i'm not letting him in my car
Sarah: I once had a bitch that refused to drive a drunk brother home, and she got ruffied
by AileenT January 5, 2009
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Hurts Like A Bitch

When you might fall or bail into something and it proper wrecks.
Not all people use this to describe their pain, it was early defined by heffa ;
'Hurts Like A Bitch' Is more a phrase than a word.
Example one of Hurts Like A Bitch;:

*ben kicks heathers head

*heather says
*that hurt like a BITCHHH!

*ben says

*yeah BOY!
by Heffaa June 2, 2009
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