Spread the Web

Early morning need for a man to stretch and pull on his nut sack. This sometimes result in a moist/warm nut sack looking like a web being spread apart...hence Spread the Web

Early each morning, Bill felt the need to spread the web before he got his cup of coffee.

by Captain Duder April 19, 2012

Dark web

A place where a bunch of pedo meet.
Don't go there if you don't want to be traumatized

A random pedo just showed me pedo photos involving child in the Dark web and now I'm traumatized :D

by It's moon August 11, 2023

Shooting Webs

Ukasyah means Spider in arabic
So everytime Ukasyah jacks off, he is basically Shooting Webs

Hamzah: Wtfuck you doing

Ukasyah: Shooting Webs
Hamzah: *Opens Mouth* AAAAA

by kikimak July 1, 2023

web

web browser or spider web

I used Chrome web browser to search up stuff/I saw a spider make a web on my porch.

by nice dictionary December 22, 2021

web site

1. Somebody with a lot of spare times work where we find out who britney spears is fucking.
2. Some place we only visit when we need information for school projects because we didn't listen in class.

1. OMG?!!? did you go to vh1.com?? it said britney actually fucked justin!
2. guys? go to someboringshithole.com if you wanna know the answer to number 2

by anabanana July 11, 2003

Madame web

A movie that shouldn't be released but got released anyway.

"should we see this?"

"no way its a madame web"

by squibley March 17, 2024

Laxo finter Webs

Laxofinterwebs.
The lack of internet connection. Or lagging.

"I lagg for laxo Dx"
"wtf is that?"
"Laxo Finter Webs! :O"
"Oh."

by GoldOilMarker March 17, 2009