Weasel

A small furry animals, by definition the size of a horses' erect penis.

She pet it because she thought it was a weasel, but then realized it was a horses erect penis.

by yyachub1 September 27, 2010

Synister Weasel

A Synister Weasel is promiscuous female, one who may deceptively act innocent whilst cheating on her man.

"Yo, just brapped out some guy in Gedzville tossing ma' girls salad!"

"man, that gash is a synister weasel, bre!"

by MC Scratch January 1, 2009

Cunt Weasel

The name of "Bone Minnions" on Guild Wars

I just summoned a Cunt Weasel!!!

by True Walking Tank December 29, 2008

chicken weasel

1. an exclaimitory phrase; 2. a phrase used for utter randomness i.e. bieng said at random points in time for the sake of saying so. 3. funny endearing way for mark and harmony to connect thier odd friendship at random intervals. in all uses the phrase was invented and coined by me... Mark Seliga

1. Chicken Weasel!!! 2. ... chicken weasel... 3. mark "chicken"... harmony"weasel" *smiles*

by Charles Phoenix July 31, 2006

dick weasel

small creature that burrows up through the meatus(pee-hole) and slowly eats your penis away from the inside

1) damn guys, i think i lost it. my cialis wouldnt even work last night, i must have a dick weasel.

by Big Al May 13, 2005

pop goes the weasel

A game where your mom or dad will randomly begin to whistle the "Pop goes the weasel" tune at any given moment queuing you and all of your siblings to run and hide. The first one to get caught gets a whipped with a belt...this is the only way to end the game. Imagine hide and go seek with a belt.

"Is that pop goes the weasel i'm hearing? Shanelle run!"

by Vespaman June 5, 2016

cheese weasel

Noun: Someone who hangs out with people who have money, with the sole intent of using them to score free things, meals, drinks, etc; someone who goes out on dates to score free meals; dinner whore; gold digger.

Verb: To take or hog something with total disregard to the owner; to greedily take or keep something to one's self that is supposed to be shared; bogart.

Noun: That cheese weasel got me to spend all of my money on her, then she took off!

Verb: Don't cheese weasel all the chips!

by DjSuzySolar September 18, 2008