Whoopton-Upon-Thames

A lovely little town on the River Thames, in between Kingston and Chertsey. Frequented by patrons of a comedy club in the Royal Borough of Greenwich, at the recommendation of comedian John Robins as he introduces the last acts of the night during the Sunday Special. It is common practice to make copious amounts of "whooping", as one might expect, upon arrival in the area of Whoopton. Those who can only master clapping and cheering are not granted passage to this charming riverside town in Surrey.

"So, team, we've master the clapping, we've got the cheering down. I think now it's time for us to take a trip to a lovely little place I call... 'Whoopton-upon-Thames'" - John Robins

by LikeAChap February 8, 2013

Whoopi Cushion Sex

A large amount of Air leaving the Vagina while having Sex resulting in extended and multiple female Queefing.

My eyes rolled back in my head having Whoopi Cushion Sex last night.
Here's how to do it...
Step 1: Pump-Her-Up. I prefer doggy style, insert in and completing out with shallow slow thrusts. Depending on how big this bitch is you might need a lot of pumping!

Step 2: Lay her stomach on something solid. Like moving from her knees to flat on the bed.

Step 3: Push into her Deep and feel the Air Fly!

Step 4: Experience the best orgasm ever. It's like having your dick wrapped in a pussy while a spa jet blast your cock.

Step 5: Thank her and tell her we need to do that again!

by cletis! May 31, 2015

whoopersnapper

a hot neighbor who rides a skateboard and always wears a blue beanie

I have eyes on the whoopersnapper, I repeat he is outside.

by thewhoopersnapper February 28, 2017

whoopie cushion

*poof*

Oof

Oh no i tripped over whoopie cushion . OOF

by WallaceTheDuck101 December 14, 2018

Whoopy time

When your bouta get whooped

It’s whoopy time yall

by Whoopy master November 9, 2019

whoopi the hutt

The chuckling, shouting mound on the left hand side of the screen during “The View”

“BRUH! whoopi the hutt flooping on the screen.

“SHUT THE FUCK UP WHOOPI!”

by war-n November 19, 2021

Whoopity Doopity

Another way of saying "oh well", or "it is what it is" to signify something holds little importance to you.

Alternatively, it is also the crackhead version of "whoopty doo" to piss off your friends that use the original phrase.

"I just shat a fat load in the primary school's fridge. Whoopity doopity."

"That's him, officer!"

by Lord Fabulous the 1st October 27, 2022