Waxing the bed

The act of taking some form of tape or another sticky substance, putting it across your bed, and pulling it up to get off un-wanted hair. The hair usually belongs to a pet, and is caused by the pet shedding while they sleep/lay with you on your bed.
"Dude, my dog slept with me on my bed last night. I spent a good 30 minutes this morning waxing the bed."

or

"What are you doing?"
"I'm waxing the bed. My cat decided to lay in it when I was gone, and sheds a lot.
by zig12 August 09, 2009
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wax woman

A slut. Particularly one with huge fake tits and a huge fake badonkadonk.
"Hey wax woman, nice tits!"
by Waxwoman July 13, 2023
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waxed nugget

the act of slapping someone in the back of their head act of slapping someone very hard in the back of the head
I just waxed Matthew's nugget in other words he got a waxed nugget
by the beast boy 101 May 12, 2015
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Plastic wax

The mixture of a milligram of chapstick to a liter of free sexual lubricant and vegetable oil in a pressure chamber with a ramset nailgun blanks sealed inside with a remote detonation device.

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by Cody5050 December 21, 2022
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wax actor

A reigning fantasy football champion that gets burned the next season.
Man, I feel bad for Mike this year, he's a real wax actor.
by Liebs72 November 09, 2015
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wax(ing) lips

Wax (ing) lips- passionate kissing, make out session.
Mary and and I are wax(ing) lips beneath the old evergreen right now.
by Mr. Wicked December 03, 2016
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Muff Wax

A cosmetic treatment in which a female's pubes are removed from the vaginal area by applying scalding hot wax, followed by brutally ripping off the wax and bush together.
Bro #1: Dude whats that in your teeth?

Bro #2: Pubes...DAMN that skank needs a muff wax. It's like a birds nest down there.
by Skank_Bacon April 30, 2018
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