Washed up

A person who was once great at partying and kick ons and never let the boys down but is now a shell of himself.
Man that Peter Jonson was a legend a couple years ago, now he is all washed up.

He will go to paramatta Albion hotel for an over 45’s event but won’t come to the hectic festivals with the boys. Man he is a washed up cunt
by Maddogyamadcunttt November 25, 2019
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washing mashine

Washing mashine and womens day is on the same day.
by Popeyes pirate April 29, 2022
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internal wash

When a man ejaculates inside of a women without a condom covering his penis. The man’s sperm floods into the vagina and washes it out much like a pressure wash at the local car wash
Mark, “did you use a condom with that girl last night?”. Steve, “no way, I gave that bitch an internal wash”
by Larry Thompson May 14, 2003
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jet wash

Fetish sex terminology. This is another term for a golden shower which shares the characteristics of the high pressure hosing and brushing system used at many outlets for the purposes of cleaning automobiles.
"Man that Ginny is one sick babe! She gave me a full jet wash last night! High pressure facial wash, power brush on my body work and then Turtle Waxed me with her moip!"
by Wizards Sleeve June 10, 2005
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car wash

while in the act of being naked and in the shower with a woman. the man drops his sac to the lowest point that gravity allows. then the woman proceeds by crawling underneath and between his legs, causing her face to directly hit his soapy testes. thus creating the same cleaning effect as a car going through a car wash.
damn, I just gave sonyah the best car wash of her life. but I think her pimples rubbed off on me though. now I've got zitty balls.
by thee hammer October 08, 2007
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wash and wax

oral sex, taht leaves the tallywacker clean and slick
presdidant Clinton got a wash and wax while speaking to Gorbichaw
by martay February 20, 2003
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Wash the Farrari

Megan fox washed Micheal Bays Farrari.

Megan: see ya, I'm gonna to wash the Farrari of Mr Bay...
by 430827839 July 08, 2009
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