The act of masturbating with one hand while making a 'shanking' motion with the other, knife-filled, hand.
by efildrot September 24, 2013
Get the shank wank mug.The act of sending ones housemate out to Tesco's to buy chocolate, muffins and wine in order to masturbate, naked in the middle of the living room, hoping that you can finish and redress yourself before they return home.
Margaret: What did you get up to last night?
Glynis: I had a dangerous wank whilst Brian popped to the shop for a pint of milk and some fishermans friends.
Margaret: Ooh, that sounds like fun.
Glynis: Yes, it was delightful.
Glynis: I had a dangerous wank whilst Brian popped to the shop for a pint of milk and some fishermans friends.
Margaret: Ooh, that sounds like fun.
Glynis: Yes, it was delightful.
by slapyourstick October 14, 2011
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Get the teary wank mug.A jack off session so great, so utterly phenomenal that it could save the world from all it's problems.
The King's Wank is said to happen on July 22nd 2028 at 11:36PM East coast time. in which a man will fulfill the legendary prophecy.
It is said that the producer of The King's Wank once fulfilled, will ascend to a higher plane of existence.
The King's Wank is said to happen on July 22nd 2028 at 11:36PM East coast time. in which a man will fulfill the legendary prophecy.
It is said that the producer of The King's Wank once fulfilled, will ascend to a higher plane of existence.
by Snozingly7 January 28, 2023
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Person 2: and?
Person 1: I saw a mannequin in yoga pants, went home after and had a mannequin wank.
Person 2: and?
Person 1: I saw a mannequin in yoga pants, went home after and had a mannequin wank.
by Squidissued October 19, 2019
Get the Mannequin Wank mug.A prolonged wanking experience in which legs are placed into a diamond position. Invented by Diamond Dave
by Rourkenator November 12, 2021
Get the Diamond Wank mug.Wank Cabbage is a term that you call someone when is being stupid and not doing the right thing. We all know someone can do something wrong whether it be a friend or person.. Just any type of human really or animal or thing.. Just anything to be honest
Kat: Has Boris made the announcement tonight?
Kat's Mom: Yeah that wank cabbage put us into lockdown again
Kat: Interesting
Kat's Mom: Yeah that wank cabbage put us into lockdown again
Kat: Interesting
by NocturnalDonkey69 January 5, 2021
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