The sexual act of touching someone's pee pee. Also known as a "favor" or a form of currency that can be bartered with similar to a "reach around".
Person 1: "Trade me that Snapcaster Mage for this fetch land"
Person 2: "Throw in $5 and a pee pee touch and you got a deal!"
Person 1: "$3, a pee pee touch and a reach around and you got a deal!"
Person 2: "Deal!"
Person 2: "Throw in $5 and a pee pee touch and you got a deal!"
Person 1: "$3, a pee pee touch and a reach around and you got a deal!"
Person 2: "Deal!"
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When a woman has more to her then it seems.
where you know she'll fuck up your life but you want her just the same.
a temptress in ye olde english
where you know she'll fuck up your life but you want her just the same.
a temptress in ye olde english
She has a built in ability-to take everything she sees...
and now it seems I'm falling, falling for her!
she seems to have an invisible touch (yeah)
and now it seems I'm falling, falling for her!
she seems to have an invisible touch (yeah)
by random-Genesis-fan January 16, 2008
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A condition similar to the fabled King Midas touch, in that everything you touch turns to something. In this case, that something happens to be shit.
A condition similar to the fabled King Midas touch, in that everything you touch turns to something. In this case, that something happens to be shit.
Ex. "I just got fired today, and on the way home, my car broke down."
"Man you've got the brown touch."
"Man you've got the brown touch."
by nelly83 October 24, 2014
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by DopeManDog July 28, 2016
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The lyrics to the early 1990's pop-hit song "I Touch Myself" (by The Divinyls) left very little doubt what this phrase meant.
I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
(...)
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
(...)
I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
(...)
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
(...)
by Allen W July 30, 2008
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wayyy cooler than you will ever be. a reason to get jealous at people who have them.
internet access.
comes in 8gb, 16 gb, and 32 gb.
8=300
16=400
32=450
i think.
someone told me that apple lowered the price of the 8gb by 50 bucks a week after i got mine.
i got pissed, but that's life right?
8 gb is good enough,
you sould buy one, for sher.
wayyy cooler than you will ever be. a reason to get jealous at people who have them.
internet access.
comes in 8gb, 16 gb, and 32 gb.
8=300
16=400
32=450
i think.
someone told me that apple lowered the price of the 8gb by 50 bucks a week after i got mine.
i got pissed, but that's life right?
8 gb is good enough,
you sould buy one, for sher.
kyle: omamagawshherzzz! i just got a creative zune!!!!!!111
me: i got the ipod touch.
kyle:....*cries*
me: i got the ipod touch.
kyle:....*cries*
by Kara-face April 17, 2008
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