A Woman's Touch 

Something you will never receive

You will never feel a woman's touch

A Woman's Touch by PyroManiaR34l April 17, 2021

Don't Touch The Baby's Milk! 

1. The baby's milk that you should not touch.
2. Something that you should not touch.

1.
P1: "Hey man! Don't touch the baby's milk!"
P2: "BUT WE'RE OUT OF REGULAR MILK!"

2.
P1: "Hey man! Don't touch the baby's milk!"
P2: "YOU DON'T TOUCH IT YOU DICK!

Don't Touch The Baby's Milk! by dixintha March 26, 2008

Ms. Don't Touch Me

A reference to a specific role in gay pornography in which a man (usually a straight man in need of some cash) will masturbate on film while other men in the direct vicinity do not physically interact with him.

It is widely regarded as the brass ring of gay-for-pay performance work.

We need something else for this scene, something to fill up the negative space behind the daisy chain. See if the gaffer, Andy, will be a Ms. Don't Touch Me for an hour.

Hey Andy! Wanna make $250?

Ms. Don't Touch Me by The Amazing Rando! July 19, 2012

The Sidam Touch 

The ability to screw up anything and everything. The opposite of the Midas Touch.

He screwed up yet another project. That idiot has the Sidam Touch.

The Sidam Touch by Lang Wiseman November 7, 2007

The brown touch

when everything you touch turns to shit

Mike's wrecked his third car in a year and lost his job and his girl. He's got the brown touch.

The brown touch by jennrrgh September 23, 2014

Pee Pee Touch 

The sexual act of touching someone's pee pee. Also known as a "favor" or a form of currency that can be bartered with similar to a "reach around".

Person 1: "Trade me that Snapcaster Mage for this fetch land"
Person 2: "Throw in $5 and a pee pee touch and you got a deal!"
Person 1: "$3, a pee pee touch and a reach around and you got a deal!"
Person 2: "Deal!"

Pee Pee Touch by $5 and a Pee Pee Touch March 13, 2018

Creepy Uncle Bad Touch 

Creepy person that appears to be a child moletster.

While I was watching the debates I realized that John McCain lurked around the stage like your creepy uncle bad touch.

Creepy Uncle Bad Touch by Wannawatcho February 20, 2009