toka toka

to chant or say out loud when dancing naked around a fire.


Discovered by: Sara and Aidan

the cherokee tribe did their toka toka dance around the fire.

by sara_aidan August 11, 2008

Tokyo Sandblaster

When you crap into your hand and blow it into your partners face. The stench and the crap will cause your partner to squint. Thus causing the Japanese effect.

Conan got really turned on because of all the crap dripping from his mouth. Jill had given him a Tokyo Sandblaster.

by D-Gro! November 13, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

When a Japanese woman sits on the beach and accumulates sand in her vagina then expels it with one mighty queef.

Despite his desire to give oral sex on the beach that day, the sand caught in his eye from his lover's Tokyo Sandblaster left him completely flaccid.

by Spear Chuckin Mcgluckin November 21, 2010

damn bae you lookin like a snacc today

He's looking fine asf and you wanna give him a rim job

Damn bae you lookin like a snacc today

by Fuchsiskntb October 5, 2017

todaysnoise

Current sensationalist news

Todaysnoise is poised to be tomorrow's forgotten choice.

by Hercolena Oliver April 7, 2009

Tokya Fashion

The style of wearing a seman face mask following a mad bukkake session with no less than 50 male "donors." Typically nori is affixed to the facial tissue with the dried semen. This is not mutually exclusive from the practice of the muslim faith, as the semen can also hold on the burka.

Very common amongst phillipino girls who post asinine commentary on facebook

Damn dude, I was was gonna blow a load on that little foreigners face when you were done to help her get setup with some real tokya fashion, but i'm not into Philippine girls.

by facebook_spam_victim August 25, 2010

Today Notice

When giving your employer notice of your resignation, you kindly offer a "today notice" rather than a "two week" notice.

Disgruntled Employee: "On 'Bring Your Child to Work Day' my boss told me that he didn't care that it was raining, I still had to walk 6 blocks to pick up some cupcakes for his fat kid."

Friend: "What did you do?"

Disgruntled Employee: "I turned in my 'today notice.' I quit today."

by Memphis in your review mirror. May 21, 2011