toaster strudel

when an AI sex robot rubs its cream pie on you

During the robot uprising I saw Alex get knocked down and toaster streudeled, that was the worst toaster strudel ever.

by ajs85 October 15, 2025

Toaster Foamer

Someone who has a strong interest in toasters and foams at the mouth at the thought of them.

I was at the diner and I asked for my bread toasted and the waiter was a toaster foamer. And foamed at the mouth

by Simon8089 October 21, 2025

Mongolian Toaster Crank

When you jerk off while eating a pb&j while also covering yourself in peanut butter. And simultaneously doing it with a friend.

“Yo bro you tryna crank it Mongolian style tn??” “Hell yea i fuckin love Mongolian toaster cranking”

by Oozieninemillimeeta January 14, 2026

Glazed toaster strudel

The act of toasting a strudel and subsequently sticking your cock into the toaster to frost the strudel with your cum

My brother was hungry last night and so I made a Glazed toaster strudel and fed it to him

by Carmine Fardella Jr January 27, 2025

Toastering

Popping up periodically to check in on friends who are sick or otherwise might be having an especially difficult or momentous day.

Hey o, just toastering. I know today might be difficult. Make sure to hydrate and take care of yourself.

by Curliegurlie February 20, 2025

Toaster

Nigger

That man is a toaster

by Bigblackguy23 March 9, 2025

toaster

a shit thing that never fucking works

why the fuck do you have a toaster

by the dude who made toasters March 10, 2025