Breaking Wind

Farting.

"I CAN SEEEE YOOOOOUUUU"
"But can you smell me?*
TTTTTTBBBBTTTTFFFTTTHHHH
"EWWW GROSS"
"I was breaking wind asshole!"

by I Am A Fucking Asshole September 02, 2016

Day Break

When an office worker turns on their computer for the day then walks away for over two hours. Thus, looking like you are at work while sleeping in a basement room.

Joan: I haven’t seen Dan yet this morning but his computer has been on. Is he here?

George: He got wasted last night. He is probably on a day break. We won’t see him until this afternoon.

by Stinky MacBurr June 23, 2009

c-break

to take a cigarette break...like at the millside..

beuerle lets go on a c-break

by Cale Forton...represizzzzent May 10, 2005

Spring Break

The only way CSI: Miami had something to do their show on.

Im not going to spring break in west palm this year, i dont wanna be on that stupid show again.

by Rlvers March 11, 2011

xbox break

when someone decides to stop an activity in order to play xbox.
a negative or a morbid person takes frequent xbox breaks.
this usless break could be avoided all together if the person is outside

" hey brandon, if your done with your home work, would you wanna come out and skate?"


"Im taking an xbox break then i have a little more to do"

by domforthemasses February 04, 2009

clean break

When you wipe your arse after a shit, and you can get straight after it.

"that was quick"
"yeah, clean break"

by shitmaster October 10, 2004

the break up

when you want to break up with your boyfriend, but dont know how, give him a hand job. and when he jizzes, slap it on his face and tell him you're done.

i performed "the break up" with my ex boyfriend because i didnt know how else to do it

by schroeder6 July 08, 2009