Horned Beef

A penis or vagina with a severe case of genital warts.
She dropped her panties and wow!!!!! Horned beef. I was outa there like a bad dream.

I’m pretty sure that random hook up last night had horned beef. I need to get to the health department.
by Eaton Holgoode May 24, 2018
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girl beef

When a new female is introduced to a group of females and they are low key aggressive towards the newcomer
Me:“Conor mate, brought my new gf to the house and the girls are being well aggy

Conor:”Girl beef innit”
by whywontitburn May 27, 2019
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Beef Bunker

When you have a whole slaughter house of beef in your pelvic region.
“That dude is waddling like he has a tumor in his cellar
“Holy shit dude has a beef bunker fosho
by Gferda October 16, 2023
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Slinging the Beef

When a woman (or a very feminine male) riding a motorized vehicle serves hot and juicy beef at a Chicago sporting tailgate.
by DrDizzle October 10, 2017
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Beef-Brain

A chronic condition in which the patient's brain is slowly replaced with ground beef, there is no known cure and it is terminal 94% of the time. Common symptoms include loss of mental faculties, making absolutely stupid claims on twitter and twitch chats, and investing thousands of dollars in ugly pictures of primates thinking they are worth something.
Person 1: NFT's are the future of money!
Person 2: do you have fucking beef-brain?
by ZeroGToaster February 16, 2022
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Beef Twerp

Shitting a little bit on accident while farting in a bathtub.
I had just drawn a hot bath and was soaking my tired muscles when I did a beef twerp and a brown slick bubbled to the surface.
by Eaton Holgoode January 07, 2019
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Random Beef

When one has an unspecified hatred or dislike for another when this person has done nothing wrong. derived from the words beef, as in being moody with someone and random to imply spontaneity
marty: hey john
john:...
marty: i wonder why hes got random beef with me
by Puff Puff Parsnip February 22, 2012
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