The Ol' Michelin Tire Routine

The routine is a set of sexual actions performed to enhance intercourse. The routine begins with the female bending backwards and grabbing her ankles or lower legs. She then (with assistance from the male if necessary) rolls forward onto the male's erect phallus. Once the penis is thoroughly mounted the male grabs the still rolled female and proceeds to rotate her 360 degrees on his penis.

Guy1 - "DUDE! How was the date with that yoga teacher last night?"

Guy2 - "Broski, it was awesome! I gave her the Ol' Michelin Tire Routine! It was totally sweet!"

by That Guy's Mob of Cronies December 9, 2008

tired

means you are High (usually used when your eyes are red.. makes sence )

ex. your eyes are red.. someone askes why are your eyes red .. you say becasue im REALLY Tired.. what you mean is .. because im REALLY HIGH!!

by Samuel Braid April 11, 2004

Tired as a mug

In need of sleep or rest.

The saying is derived from a coffee mug because it always has to have coffee in it to stay awake.

Man I've been working all day, I'm tired as a mug.

by Jbgriff1007 May 5, 2014

Tire Boat Captain

A Cuban who sets sail for america in thir cars spare tire.

Look over there its an Tire boat Captain.

by Devil2810 January 22, 2009

[spare tire]

the "fat boner" that is created when the waist band of one's pants are rather snug; the bulge of fat below the waistband of a pair of tight pants

faloner come in various sizes and often take years to grow to a respectable size

good places to spot faloners are usually the isles of walmart, dollar stores, and fast food resturants

These pants really accentuate my faloner.

That girl's faloner jiggles nicely while she dances.

She doesnt have a fat stomach, she has a nice faloner.

Thats not just any spare tire, thats an amazing faloner.

by poopstick67 January 2, 2009

Flat Tire

When a person walks with a limp due to having a shorter leg than the other leg.

That dude is a flat tire he walks like a fucking dumbass!!

by EdwardBerry December 26, 2007

Spare Tire

The fifth person on a double date. Similar to the third wheel.

John was a spare tire on our date last night. It got especially awkward when he started taking pictures of us.

by GingerMarie January 2, 2009