by Titan2014 April 29, 2014
Get the Clean Breakmug. What men of LOW to NO levels of integrity, education, ethics, morals, values, virtues, etc. ask women on the first date or in a first job interview to qualify them as a trashy golddigger or "Monica Lewinski" future pleasure pal?... AND to see if they shave their pussy (vagina).
"So, Crystal, (with a drink in your hand if you're in a bar)... are you clean-shaven?"
A "yes" response usually results in a second date or immediate rendezvous in the bathroom where ideally the man performs his version of the song, "Damn, I wish I was your Lover" amidst a spontaneous lighting of candles, breaking out of the whips and chains, followed by a triple penetration pleasure romp "Penis Patrick/Swinger Nikki/Zero Vero Style."
"So Pauletta, (with a cigar in one hand and jerking off your pathetic little cock under the desk (in the "Oral Executive/HR Office/Penthouse)... are you clean-shaven"?
A "yes" response usually results in an an immediate job offer (with financial compensation commensurate with results of an immediate skills assessment command performance "on your knees" TEST/JOB assignment" (including real-time elevated vocal/body language feedback).
A "yes" response usually results in a second date or immediate rendezvous in the bathroom where ideally the man performs his version of the song, "Damn, I wish I was your Lover" amidst a spontaneous lighting of candles, breaking out of the whips and chains, followed by a triple penetration pleasure romp "Penis Patrick/Swinger Nikki/Zero Vero Style."
"So Pauletta, (with a cigar in one hand and jerking off your pathetic little cock under the desk (in the "Oral Executive/HR Office/Penthouse)... are you clean-shaven"?
A "yes" response usually results in an an immediate job offer (with financial compensation commensurate with results of an immediate skills assessment command performance "on your knees" TEST/JOB assignment" (including real-time elevated vocal/body language feedback).
by sightsinsights April 23, 2018
Get the clean-shavenmug. 1. As close to clean as things ever get on college campuses. So many people use the same space in college that, no sooner than something is cleaned, it gets dirty again.
I feel sorry for the cleaning lady. No matter how many times a day she washes the windows the student's grubby fingerprints ensure that the windows are never more than college clean.
by BIllyoh! March 18, 2009
Get the College Cleanmug. If your house is dirty clean that means you hid the worst of it. It's still filthy... you just can't tell right away.
Dude, I can't see the bugs and mold anymore but I still want to disinfect everything before I touch it. It looks clean, but I know it's still dirty. It's dirty clean.
by laura rules wyoming January 16, 2011
Get the dirty cleanmug. Licking someone's public hair.
by rapscal_2002 February 2, 2017
Get the cleaning carpetmug. The the food so damn good you eat everything thing one it not leaving one crum u literally lick the whole plate
by Mind you damn bissness March 20, 2017
Get the clean the platemug. by Andre2698 September 18, 2017
Get the Mr. Cleanmug.