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Cat logic

A phenemenon where cats do things that seem weird to us but seems normal in their feline heads.
John: Dude why is your cat sitting on my pizza
Joe: Idk man, its cat logic.
by Catloafer March 30, 2023
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cat mafia

Cat Mafia is the name for one of the most notorious hacking groups. Their primary goals are to shave tokens and collect bitches. They have setup bases in all of Discord, 4chan, Reddit and possibly the CIA.
I heard Devknob and Yammy are the leaders of Cat Mafia. Those mafkrs are scary as shit.
by YammyThaGod February 18, 2018
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storch cat

Storch cat is a racial slur based off of the term porch monkey. An updated version of this slur, it is highly offensive to African Americans.
Look at that storch cat on the corner, I believe that the difference in his skin color is what most contributes to his joblessness- not his socioeconomic condition.
by NoChanceMcChe February 22, 2011
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the cats tits

When something is of awesome quality. Similar to the bees knees.
"Did you see that show last night? It was the cats tits."
by Grigs February 7, 2012
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Eek! The Cat

Eek! The Cat (retitled Eek! Stravaganza in 1994) is an a cartoon,created by Steve Holland & Bill Kopp aired on Fox Kids and Savage Studios with animation by Nelvana. It ran from September 11, 1992 – August 1, 1997 on Saturday Morning Fox Kids ,

YTV from 1992 to 1998 in Canada.

Eek! the Cat is about a purple cat named Eek, living in the city of McTropolis, whose motto is "it never hurts to help". This attitude generally gets him into trouble, from which much of the humor of the show is derived. Other characters include Eek's human family, with whom he cannot talk to via spoken language; Sharky the Sharkdog (his worst nightmare), and Eek's girlfriend, Annabelle
Eek always puts others' safety, needs, and comfort before his own. Eek can talk with all animals and most humans, but oddly enough cannot talk with his owners.

He often exclaims "Kumbaya!" His motto is "It never hurts to help!", although with Eek this is rarely the case. The major running gag within the show is that Eek's selfless nature usually gets him in painful situations such as getting caught in mail and baggage sorters (both of which appear designed to intentionally damage their contents) and screaming "Oh Gosh It Hurts!" while the show's guitar riff theme played. Despite his misfortunes, episodes usually end with Eek rewarded in a way after he faces the adversity squarely and is selfless towards others.
by Blu_leef January 22, 2023
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scamdy-cat

An irrational fear of online transactional payment; often witnessed in the pensioner population.
For Christ's sake, that's another call from Auntie Irene. She's waited less than ten minutes for a "forgot password " reminder on Amazon and now the scamdy-cat believes some Nigerian hacker has cleaned out her account.
by Scamdy-cat November 19, 2016
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roof cat

Another derogatory term for an African American male that sits on a roof while eating a pizza.
Don't throw that pizza up there, those damn roof cats will eat it.
by Papamitch04 May 16, 2015
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