A guy who dresses in a very weird way almost like a skater boy he skateboards and has crazy hair and is very handsome and has lots of friends and is a greaf guy to date and he has a huge dick and you can never not have fun with him.
by Idintreallyknow February 10, 2018
Get the Kevinmug. Kevin is a beloved pigeon who is best friends with Louis Tomlinson. He is very important to Millions of people around the world, as he is an important memory for all directioners. He gets along with all members of On direction and it gives us our memory back of the One Direction video diaries that we all used to love :)
by Tommosbestfriend June 25, 2020
Get the Kevinmug. by Asseaterrrrr June 16, 2018
Get the Kevinmug. Kevin is the best husband. He is the poster boy for infj. Kevin’s always have your back. A true Kevin is constantly trying to make the lives of his loved ones safe and happy sometimes he forgets to share that goodness with himself.
He is only learning to value himself after a hard life spent taking responsibility for the failures of his family.
Kevin’s are never boastful and are very humble, down to earth nurturing types who often get taken for granted by narcissistic people who are just jealous of how smart and kind Kevin’s are.
A true gentleman Kevin’s often fall on the sword rather than confront people who are projecting false personality traits out of compassion because he knows deep down inside they are just embarrassed and jealous.
If you have a Kevin that loves you count your lucky stars. As long as you are good to him he will always be good to you.
He is only learning to value himself after a hard life spent taking responsibility for the failures of his family.
Kevin’s are never boastful and are very humble, down to earth nurturing types who often get taken for granted by narcissistic people who are just jealous of how smart and kind Kevin’s are.
A true gentleman Kevin’s often fall on the sword rather than confront people who are projecting false personality traits out of compassion because he knows deep down inside they are just embarrassed and jealous.
If you have a Kevin that loves you count your lucky stars. As long as you are good to him he will always be good to you.
Old woman struggling with groceries
Kevin : Please allow me to help
Old woman : why thank you sonny boy
Kevin : my pleasure
Child falls from top of tree and Kevin catches her before she hits the ground like in that movie Ground Hogs day
Little girl : By jolly gee mister Thanks !
Kevin : you’re welcome little child and also stay out of the tops of trees you little weirdo ( raises arms and flies into the sun )
A trio of sexy strippers are fighting off the 4rth reich as wave after wave of maxi zombies are attacking a bus full of nuns.
Using only his superior logic skills and hand to hand combat skills Kevin along with the trio of sexy strippers saved the whole world and to celebrate they had a nonstop Molly poping sex party.
Girl # 1 : omg !! Yes ... Kevin .. yeah .. oh my god I love when you do that !
Girl number two : eeeeeee yyyyyyy ooohhhh my fucking god !
Girl # 3 : gape me daddy !
Kevin : shit eating grin ... that’s right ... kiss eachother ... you don’t all have to blow me at once ! Oh ladies ! Oh ... ohhhhhh ...
In unison everyone : splooge !
Kevin : Please allow me to help
Old woman : why thank you sonny boy
Kevin : my pleasure
Child falls from top of tree and Kevin catches her before she hits the ground like in that movie Ground Hogs day
Little girl : By jolly gee mister Thanks !
Kevin : you’re welcome little child and also stay out of the tops of trees you little weirdo ( raises arms and flies into the sun )
A trio of sexy strippers are fighting off the 4rth reich as wave after wave of maxi zombies are attacking a bus full of nuns.
Using only his superior logic skills and hand to hand combat skills Kevin along with the trio of sexy strippers saved the whole world and to celebrate they had a nonstop Molly poping sex party.
Girl # 1 : omg !! Yes ... Kevin .. yeah .. oh my god I love when you do that !
Girl number two : eeeeeee yyyyyyy ooohhhh my fucking god !
Girl # 3 : gape me daddy !
Kevin : shit eating grin ... that’s right ... kiss eachother ... you don’t all have to blow me at once ! Oh ladies ! Oh ... ohhhhhh ...
In unison everyone : splooge !
by Moonshine76 October 27, 2020
Get the Kevinmug. Kevin is the type of person who is dishonest and he would always postpone promises and never keep them. Although he is sometimes nice I would never trust him with personal things.
by Kevin Yeet July 31, 2019
Get the Kevinmug. by Herootoneu May 13, 2018
Get the Kevinmug. Fred: "Hey Kevin, what game should we play?"
Kevin: "Let's play Call of Duty."
Fred:"Wow, I didn't know you liked trash, lemme guess, you have a small dick, too?"
Kevin: "Let's play Call of Duty."
Fred:"Wow, I didn't know you liked trash, lemme guess, you have a small dick, too?"
by NibberTron June 5, 2017
Get the Kevinmug.