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bites the dog

A. When something sucks beyond all levels
B. When all plans failed
C. When everything just completely sucks (sometimes including a profane adjective)
A. "That is total bullshit! That just completely bites the dog!"
B. "Great idea, dickhead. That just bites the dog. Any other brilliant ideas?"
C. "This bites the fucking dog!"
by MistaJ478 September 15, 2022
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Biting the walls

Someone is "biting the walls" if they are at max capacity and brimming with energy and and tension, whether it be joy, stress, hyperactivity, or just general 11/10-iness.
OMG I'm so ready for the weekend, I am about to bite the walls over here.

She got so hyped up, by the end of the game she was biting the walls.
by Thermodomino September 30, 2022
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Biting the Knife

"Biting the Knife" is a phase used in place of explaining how you're going to do something risky for no particular reason.
"I'm done contemplating, I'm biting the knife on this one."
"I had to bite the knife and fuck the crackhead even though she prolly have stds."
by leavingamark January 7, 2023
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bagging bitches at the horse shop

the acclaimed top-10 bestseller novel by two young studs in a godforsaken place

it's about the intertwining lives of donner, joanna (stuttering), and julie from the perspectives of their respective partners
1: "you ever read 'bagging bitches at the horse shop'?"
2: "that can't be a real book you fucking tart"
3: "yeah it's a banger, dave turn the light on and get off"
1: "dave what the fuck, what touching my wife at parties you creep (you weirdo)"
by ejb723 March 10, 2023
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January 20th, the day the Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a bat. Why don't you join him in the yearly feast.
Dude, did you know that it's national bite the head off a bat day?

No I didn't, I need to break into the bat roost to prepare the feast.

Ozzy didn't bite that bat for nothing you know!
by BatBiter99 May 22, 2023
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Bite the base

When someone deepthroats you and bites the base of your penis.
Willow went so deep on Cole that she started to bite the base.
by officially_mexican April 10, 2024
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bite the slug

To commit suicide by putting a shotgun to the roof of your mouth.
-Man I hate this, I am going to bite the slug.

-... sir this is a Wendy's.
by da real edge April 29, 2024
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