Thanks for the invite 

a phrase to tell your friends/main crew when they go do something super fun/exciting without ever telling you or inviting you and the only way you find out about it is via a Facebook places check-in, pictures, videos, a story the next day, etc.

"Billy is DRUNK AT CAESARS PALACE with Matt, Dre, Brittany, Josh, Wes, Grayson, Lauren, Stewy, Porf, and Kalin."
Jared: thanks for the invite. snakes.
Milo: thanks for the invite.

Thanks for the invite by billdote April 29, 2011

Thanosphobia 

The phobia or fear of not feeling so good

Mr. Parker, I'm sorry to tell you this, but you've been diagnosed with Thanosphobia

Thanosphobia by bewareofrepoman December 15, 2018

Thanks, I work Out 

1. Use this phrase to counter any verbal insults or attack, even when it doesn't make sense. Putting your opponent or enemy in a state of laughter, confusion or hysteria.

(Insult)
"Your fat and ugly and no one loves you!"

(Counter)
"Thanks, I work Out

or

(Insult)
"Your mom is retarded!"

(Counter)
"Thanks, I work out.

Thanks, I work Out by Forgewolf January 22, 2017

Thanks Gwen 

A new evolution of the Thanks Obama meme. Using it to unironically describe a sarcastic/serious response to someone whose name is Gwen. Why? Because Gwen is the person everyone should say thank you to.

Gwen: Apparently magenta isn’t part of the visible light spectrum.
Me, an intellectual: Thanks Gwen.

Thanks Gwen by pseudonymAsters June 26, 2020

thanks for rolling with a brother 

This was a phrase frequently heard on the "ride home" at radio station WPGC in Washington, DC. DJ Celo, the Super Funk Regulator would say this to callers that report their current location, their response would be "thanks for letting a brother/sister roll."

** Morning DJ, Elliot Segal (Elliot in the Morning show) simply used the phrase as sattire - he didn't coin the the phrase at all. He also often joked on air in a tongue-in-cheek manner that many of his listeners were not the most cultured people (i.e. failure to realize that the phrase in question came from a black radio station!)

"Where you at right now?" asked the DJ.

"I'm on Benning Road, heading home from work."

"Who you goin' to see?"

"My son Darius," said the woman giggling, obviously hyped to be on the radio and live. "He's ten years old."

"You have a good one," said the DJ. "Thanks for rolling with a brother."

"Thanks for lettin' a sister roll."

Strange smiled. He did love D.C. (George Pelecanos, Soul Circus, 2003)

thanks for rolling with a brother by Lateef X March 26, 2011

thanks trump 

The next generation word for thanks Obama.

I can't believe I crashed my fucking car! Thanks Obama... Wait no I mean Thanks Trump

thanks trump by Why him? May 25, 2017

Thanksgayving 

Thanksgiving dinner predominantly attended by, or created by gay people.

Are you going to your parents for Thanksgiving? No, I'm going to Alice's for Thanksgayving!

Thanksgayving by Chops wood November 26, 2010