helium tank

then your smoking (weed) with a gb (gravity bong) and you completely fill the inner water bottle with smoke

daaaaaaaamn that’s a fat ass helium tank

by indian sexburn dude August 28, 2018

Tank Engine

When an individual of low morals has a train ran on them by a bunch of British dudes.

Margaret Thatcher was tank engined by some chaps on the loo at the local pub for a tenner.

by Un Hump January 10, 2023

Canadian Tank

A Volkswagen Beetle, preferably from 1970, with a shotgun welded to the top.

All the children would watch in fear and awe as the Canadian Tank rolled through Quebec.

by Tank Master #29184 December 28, 2013

tank surfing

get on a moving tank and surf on top of it while it destroys everything in its path. watch out for when it runs over things and/or people

i just surfed....on a tank
"i just went tank surfing....but i think i killed a lot of people"

by who else knows Ratatosk? February 20, 2009

toilet tank

A twist on the “tanking” sexual practice of inserting the testicles into an orifice (normally the pussy), toilet tanking is fucking someone in the ass and inserting the balls inside the ass.

I haven’t seen your mom since I toilet tanked her two weeks ago.

by TigerSkeet May 26, 2018

Tickle Tank

A female version of a spank bank. Arousing experiences that girls commit to memory to use later when they masturbate .

Girl: “Channing Tantum is the only thing in my tickle tank”

Girl: “I just added that hot fuck over there to my tickle tank”

by Jessicky Cackriser May 15, 2018

tank the forums

when you absolutely need to post something on a forum that will get flamed and/or trolled several times.

Just hope you have a forum healer to reply and settle down the flames.

Tank: I cannot find an answer, how to I build a house in world of warcraft?

Everyone replied: LMAO NOOB

Healer: calm down, he is new and asking for help. OP: There are no houses in WoW.

He had to tank the forums to get his answer.

by Almighty Sandwich September 15, 2009