taint burgler

A person responsible for stealing or laying claim to massive amounts of taint.

Quick, hide the taint, here comes the taint burgler.

That taint burgler should be locked up for burgling all that taint.

by deedeeda July 24, 2006

Devil's Taint

An all girl indie metal band originating from Toronto Canada. Lead singer Seneca James was said to get her dark lyrics from a demon spirit who allegedly molested her as a child. Other members of the group include Cassandra Black on drums, Celeste King lead guitar, and Angela Heart on base. They are generally known to be awesome, disturbing and intensely mind stimulating, fans find that their concerts are quiet possible the best experience one can hope to have in a life time. They are often known for performing topless, and engaging in lude sexual acts between songs. They are also well known for touring with Kitten Aids the underground japanese all girl metalcore band.

Wil : "Hey man did you see Devil's Taint last night they were so freaking amazing, the concert was so great i had a hard on the whole time."

Brandon: "Wowza were they really, im so mad i missed them. Their music totally pulled me out of my depression."

"Steven: "Fellers Fellers, oohhhh boy i just got a gram of coke at a Devil's taint concert."

by Deadnight82 April 4, 2010

Mario Taint

A virtual taint program created by Nintendo allowing the average child to magically paint with there taint while also playing some educational games about your taint.

Man! My children love Mario Taint! Hopefully this will teach them how to become productive members of society. With there taints...

by Jordan the BETTER GENIUS than the other one... January 25, 2008

taint gasket

The part of the taint that prevents a girl from going from asshole to strait cunt

She must have blown taint gasket because she is being a cunt

by spakleboy June 18, 2014

Taint Week

The week between Christmas and New Years. It 'taint xmas and it 'taint New years.

There's never much work accomplished during Taint Week.

by wildlifeuplift January 11, 2008

taint checking

Contrary to how it might sound, taint checking has nothing to do with 'checking' the area between the scrote and the asshole and everything to do with computer science. It's an error-catching mechanism built into some programming languages (Perl and Ruby, primarily) designed to prevent user input from 'contaminating' other variables in a program.

The built-in taint checking kept that SQL injection attack from crippling our website.

by Erratum December 2, 2010

touching taint

When you go deeper than balls deep.

Dude, first we just the tipped it and then I went balls deep. It got outta hand and before I knew it I was all the way touching taint!

by Ohnono December 13, 2012