turkey jack

"I got some turkey jack off of a 2x4 and smeared it on Joe's hammer handle"
by junebug December 02, 2003
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turkey tail

When home over the holidays, hooking up with old friends.
After gorging on a holiday feast, the most succulent thing afterwards is turkey tail
by nellbell48 November 24, 2010
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Turkey Stuffer

When a couple breaks up before attending college and then come home during Thanksgiving break to have sex.
Bro, I can't wait to go home and see Jenny! So stoked for the Turkey Stuffer!
by Clark 208 August 30, 2012
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Basting the Turkey

(Phrase) The act of properly lubricating an elderly woman's vagina prior to engaging in sexual intercourse.
Fred: What were you doing at that old woman's house yesterday?
Peter: I was Basting the Turkey, so I could plow her.

Carol: Was that strapping young man helping you carry groceries yesterday?
Maude: Because I was so dry, that young man was basting me like a turkey, so he could plow me.
by goodtimes93 November 23, 2009
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Turkey Blaster

To insert a finger with crushed up crystal meth on it into an anus to produce a speed like affect on a victem.
I`ll use the Turkey Blaster on that chick and get her all horney so we can run a train on her.
by Tina Tongetwat May 18, 2007
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Stuff The Turkey

To cum repetitively inside the rear cavity of a partner until it is completely full with cum. To fill them anally.
Darlene Gal: First I'll stuff our Thanksgiving Turkey in the kitchen, then you can stuff my turkey in the kitchen too.
Phillip Ta Gal: Oh, I'll Stuff The Turkey alright, 100% organic and healthy too.
by G.M.H. June 02, 2009
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turkey tits

Large, plump breasts. (Usually on a female)
Whoa momma...I wanna stuff those turkey tits.
by ryan November 20, 2003
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