fool's balls

When crazy ass cracked up black men in the hood go into some dude's house and they cut off his testicles while they sleep and yell "I got yo balls foo'!" and then run away to sell them on the black market

Aw, god fucking damn! Now they got a fool's balls!

by zombie vagina July 24, 2018

Fool's Gold Shower

While taking a shit, you have your partner take a piss on you.

I was dropping the Browns off at the Superbowl, when my girl performed a Fool's Gold Shower

by JaBird December 07, 2018

Fool's gold digga

A girl who ain't pretty or sexy 'nouf to be a real gold digga, and who can only attract Splenda Daddies to hook up wit.

She's a fool's gold digga, scoping out a Sugar Daddy, but they ain't looking for her.

by VintageGibson August 18, 2016

party fool

something that’s unacceptable done at a party

he just did a backflip into a shark! what a party fool!

by concern April 20, 2022

Fauxed fool

To deceive, fool or trick the eye, an illusion... what you see is not always what you get.

"Fauxed fool" is 2010 Olympics Snowboarder, Scotty Lago's faux head.

by Beach Belle February 21, 2010

happy merry fool years

Happy merry fool years is when you celebrate 3 different holidays. Christmas,April fools, and New Years.

“ hey guess what! “
“ what? “
“ happy merry fool years! “

by Karmashereforyou November 12, 2022

april fools

a thing that never happens anymore.

P1: without April Fools, april first is a depressing shell called "another day"
P2-16: (visual agreement)

by yardardar April 01, 2021