Potato Pelting

A method of tuberous crop violence commonly used to solve existential dilemmas.

The potato (Solanum tuberosum) is an exceptionally vicious weapon when utilized to provoke answers out of those who act stingy with the answers to life's more difficult questions.
"We will be forced to result to potato pelting if this identity crisis is not solved swiftly and absolutely."
by A. Fakename October 27, 2009
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potato dust

(collective noun) individually small pieces of leftover chips left in the bottom of the bag, often no more than a half-inch by inch or smaller, which make up half the weight but 1/8 the space of every bag of chips, doritoes, pretzels or other snack material; forces those eating to pick up small stacks or awkwardly held bunches if you want to use the dip. (See also corn dust) Causes greasy fingers.
I accidentally dropped a bag of chips and created more potato dust at the bottom.
by phillydrifter September 02, 2010
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Bloody Potato

When a male with a chode sleeps with a female on her period
"Sup, chode! Can't believe you nailed her with a bloody potato!"
by Basic Grizz January 12, 2019
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vampire potato

They eat people that don't like potatos
My friend was eaten by a vampire potato
by Hajajan January 02, 2016
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Dropping Potatoes

I could tell my mom was dropping potatoes when she called me on the phone to find out when I needed to be picked up.
by Eaton Holgoode March 15, 2018
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antisocial potato

The name of which a person who thinks they are ugly and antisocial use for themselves
"Ugh whatever I'll just sit here and be an antisocial potato😕"
by Antisocial_potato_77 December 28, 2016
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