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maths magician

Thats mathematician you idiot... not maths magician
Henry's father is a mathematician.
Henry's father is no maths magician.
by TheMaskedOffender April 27, 2006
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maths magician

Leroy: Yo Bob, what's 300,000 ÷ 8?
Bob: 37,500.
Leroy: Wow Bob, you're a maths magician!
by vanderplonk October 3, 2007
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sex math

Sex math It goes dick + pussy then pussy - dick then the cum will ÷ and you'll hope you don't ×
by FallenShai December 26, 2020
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can math

The quick mental math you do to find out how much Mountain Dew costs per can when it is on sale.
It was five dollars for five twelve-packs. I did the quick can math and figured out it was about eight cents per can!
by Ace and Deuce November 28, 2005
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Math Fetish

Teacher: "So, 2(9+x)=27, so ..."
Student 1: "NNNNNGGHHHH"
Student 2: "The fuck"
Student 3: "Dont question it, she has a math fetish"
by POTUS Official May 8, 2023
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Tokenized Math

When math collectibles (coins & stamps, vintage puzzles & toys, out-of-print books & classics, and antique measuring instruments & calculators), math cards, urban math definitions, IMO or Fields medals, NFTs, memes, and the like can be broken up into smaller parts that can be sold individually, thus making fractional ownership of both digital or physical assets possible.
Guesstimate how much the global tokenized math business could be worth if collectors started to trade their precious assets in the metaverse.
by Fasters July 16, 2022
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idiot math

The calculus that goes on in the mind of an idiot that leads them to make bad decisions.
P1: "Wait, what possible reason could he have had to punch that cop? There's no possible permutation stemming from that that doesn't get him arrested, or possibly worse."
P2: "You're just not doing the idiot math here. Put yourself into the mindset of a 12th century peasant and you'll understand why he made the choice he did."
P1: "I still don't understand."
P2: "If he defeats the cop, then that guy can't tell him what to do anymore. He wins in his own mind, and that's all that's important."
P1: "Oh ok, I think I understand idiot math now."
by Dan00001111 January 9, 2021
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