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taking the test

A test to discern if you have become impregnated by another human being. This can be either a good or a bad thing, never in between.
"I'm lying on my bed with a bucket between my knees, throwing up"

"Have you thought about taking the test?"
by The man yak September 23, 2007
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Book Test

When a chick lays on her back with a book between her fun bags, if the book stays in place....sweet. If it falls... time for some plastic work.
Book Test: When a chick lays on her back with a book between her fun bags, if the book stays in place....sweet. If it falls... time for some plastic work.
by Love the cans March 4, 2009
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arm test

The premier method to determine whether a woman is a chubster or a non-chubster.

Look at the upper-arm and determine if there is excess skin/flab/meat between the bicep and shoulder - if there is excess skin/meat/flab and she is not a body builder, then she is a chubster.

It was created as a result of women becoming social media sorcerers in that they can mask any and all fat.
"This girl on Tinder is doing that skinny arm trick, I can't tell if she's a McFatty." "Apply the arm test, bro."
by likeschubsters January 7, 2014
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reagent test

reagent test - a physiological test to determine whether a woman is pregnant
The only difference is reagent test is spelt by a RETARD
GUY 1: I WAS ON MAD SOSA AND METH AND I BANGED A BITCH WITH NO NIPPLES
GUY 2: AND?
GUY 1: *SNORTS COKE* WELL SHOULD I GET A REAGENT TEST?!?
by COKEHEAD3000 February 21, 2014
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smear test

The most uncomfortable thing a woman experiences in her lifetime. Medical examination of the nether regions.
Sophie: I went for a smear test today.
Tina: I feel so sorry for you!
by thetoffeechick July 17, 2014
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cake test

The act of gently fingering an asshole to determine if it is clean. Kind of like when you place a tooth pick into the middle of a cake you are baking. If the tooth pick comes out clean you are good to go, same with the finger.
Dude, make sure you do the cake test before he sits on your face.
by cleverAFsometimes March 3, 2017
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intelligence test

Test your intelligence!

Look down for the test.

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by Gumba Gumba February 26, 2004
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