Bailey Teen

A young teenage girl who usually fails most of her classes hanging out with future prostitutes

“She is definitely failing”
“I know right, must be a Bailey Teen”

by CuppaDoe August 22, 2023

Teen-spreading

Like man-spreading, but worse. A teen lounges across two-to-three seats and takes up more space than an obese, properly sitting adult ever could. Disrespectful and hobknockery behaviour. Bonus annoyance if doing the act while wearing headphones. Can also be applied to the Walmart parking lot. Only time can correct this condition; woe unto the parents.

Father: Hobknocker child of mine: if you don't cease your teen-spreading, i will smack those headphones off your head & drop kick you off this couch!
Child: (Silence....) (Has headphones on ears.)
Father: (yanks head phones off ears, gently shoves child onto floor with foot).
Child: "wtf!!!!???"
Father: "Did ya learn something?"

by LazyRooster September 5, 2023

Teen-metal

Metal music that is not true metal but instead music for teens. Bands like deftones for an example are teen-metal as opposed to true metal like Slayer.

"Well I listened to the song friend, at first I like instrumental but then the lyrics come on and I am like bro. Wtf is with this teen-metal, you need to grow over your teen-metal phrase friend. Listen to real metal music like Metallica or Winger and not those poser bands."

by Reggie Greathead September 15, 2023

Gay Teen

When a man within the ages of 12-19 dates, kisses, has sex with, etc. another man within the same age range. Most commonly between high school boys

Dylan had a huge gay teen obsession with Hudson.

by therealone11 August 19, 2022

teen

a lazy idiot who can't be bothered to go to school

george is a teen

by csbchvzv,cvcdv,cv November 4, 2022

Pre-teen

A person between the ages of 9 and 11, especially at 10 sometimes. It can start as early age as 8.

Me: "I can't believe I'm a pre-teenager/pre-teen, 11 is the last year of pre-teen."
Mum: "Getting a big boy/girl now!"

by LucaXtagVtag January 10, 2022

teen-ness

Acting like a typical teenager.

I'm sorry my son forgot to text you until late last night. We reminded him, but you know, typical teen-ness."

by LaneEndsHere January 11, 2022