1 or 0 System

A system of rating a girl on the basis of whether or not you would sleep with her right now. A zero is a no and a one is a yes. A simple binary scale for hot or not.

"Is she a 1 or 0 bro?" "She's totally a hard 1, I would take her home right now"
1 or 0 System means hot or not.

by JDollarSexPanther October 18, 2017

System Administrator

The profile on the computer that has access to all the system settings.

click start then control panel for XP users.

by Lisette October 23, 2004

immune system

Refers to the human race's unwritten legal code ("The System") that exempts dead people from being responsible/punishable for unwise or offensive action.

Thanks to the rules of the immune system, dead people cannot be blamed or caused to feel regret for prejudiced remarks, as is shown in the following infamous comic conversation from television.
Achmad the Dead Terrorist: I would not kill the Jews... I would just toss a penny between them, and watch them fight to the death over it! Or in the case of a couple Catholic priests, I would toss in a small boy!
Jeff Dunham: Stop it, Achmad! You can't be telling racist jokes on my show! It offends people!
Achmad the Dead Terrorist: Well, I'm already dead, so what do I care?
{{audience guffaws}}
Achmad the Dead Terrorist: SILENCE!!! I KEEL you!

by QuacksO November 23, 2013

009 Sound System

Almost the best thing ever. But because of being overused with Audioswap it's reputation is very low. Many people dislike it EXCEPT FOR ME. One of the many songs is Dreamscape, which is my favorite. Many people say it s***s or that it's g*y. And to those haters... go jump off a cliff...

Me: Oh hey, 009 Sound System! I love this stuff!
YouTube user: get a life 009 sound system freak u must b stuped 2 litsen 2 dis crap
Me: Oh please, you wouldn't know music if it hit you in the face. Oh, by the way, look up how to have good grammar, it'll help you ALOT...

by MyDogsButt June 3, 2011

system requirements

A listing of several stats that a computer must meet, usually found on the boxes of hardware or software, so the customer may determine whether the product will function correctly. Usually consists of at least CPU speed, amount of RAM, version of operating system, and on games, video card type.

Adobe Reader 6.0.1 system requirements
* Intel® Pentium® processor
* Microsoft® Windows 98 Second Edition, Windows Millennium Edition, Windows NT® 4.0 with Service Pack 6, Windows 2000 with Service Pack 2, Windows XP Professional or Home Edition, Windows XP Tablet PC Edition
* 32MB of RAM (64MB recommended)
* 60MB of available hard-disk space
* Internet Explorer 5.01, 5.5, 6.0, or 6.1

by MycroftB February 1, 2004

system outrage

Political fallout that comes from managers when computer systems experience an outage.

If we not have backup, it may cause system outrage when disk fail.

by MrM0bile August 13, 2006

smstextberry

a term made famous by the internet gods of CollegeHumor, meaning the message sent or received via phone, blackberry, or iPhone

Jim: whats that noise?

Todd: oh my new ringtone. i just got an smstextberry from Sarah

by hatergonnatroll June 22, 2011