săceleanca sub salcâm

it is a practice in Romania when 2 or more friends, all still having their real penises attached, gather under or around a black locust tree and perform any kind of circle jerking, as long as they agree on the same method. usually one jerks the guy on his left with his left hand and the guy on the right with his right hand. variations like Salamu Fratelui (a brother's sausage) exist and keep evolving, but since many of them can be considered inside jokes, the methods are not documented online, however, this method implies sticking a finger in the ass of the guy on the right and jerk the guy on the left. this new tradition takes place only in may when the black locust tree blossoms. the origin of the naming comes from one of the founders who has close ties to the city of Sacele from Romania.

mâine este ultima zi din mai, ne întâlnim toți 4 mai pe seară in fata blocului lui Andrei ca să facem săceleanca sub salcâm ?

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Safety-net sub

After studying the vertigo-inducing range of lunchbreak subs (e.g. Taleggio, pine nut, grapefruit and rocket) - the overworked mind generally opts for less hostile territory. Picking an uncool, but boot-filling standby - (e.g. cheese).

Jim: Hey Bob, you gotta try this sun-dried octopus on flax-seed crostini. And it's only eight bucks fifty!
Bob: Nah man, I'm set with my safety-net sub.
Jim: (*shrugs*)
Bob: Ham.

Safety-net sub by Paterico December 9, 2008

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Safety-net sub

After scanning the vertigo-inducing range of lunchbreak subs (e.g. Taleggio, pine nut, grapefruit and rocket) - the confused mind generally opts for friendlier territory. Picking an uncool, but boot-filling standby - (e.g. cheese).

Jim: Hey Bob, you gotta try this sun-dried octopus on flax-seed crostini. And it's only eight bucks fifty!
Bob: Nah man, I'm set with my Safety-net sub .
Jim: (*shrugs*)
Bob: Ham.

Safety-net sub by Paterico December 14, 2008