Stitch

To drop someone in it.

He stitched me up the other day

by Edward Goslin March 12, 2004

stitch

Stitch - Someone who habitually glosses over the image of his/her family, friends or workplace when in fact they are a highly dysfunctional bunch.

Girl: Wow, how well prissy she is even as her kids keep clawing at each other!
Boy: Yeah, I noticed that too, what a stitch!

by 4nntt December 17, 2007

Stitch

To accidentally pocket, steal someone elses belongings, usually a lighter.

"Hey Iain, stop Stitching me lighter Bro"

by KellilleK May 28, 2008

SuBo stretch

when one guy has his head stuck up the ass whilst the other is up the pussy of someone who looks like susan boyle. Optional headwear is advised such as a swimming cap.

Oh hey did you see me subo stretch last night?

I was watching tv and saw susan boyle, i immediately wanted to subo stretch that shit.

I spent last night subo stretching, it was a right laugh.

did you see me subo stretching in PE? it was dynamic and extremely arousing.

by pedo kennedy December 18, 2010

stitch

Someone who constantly lies and exaggerates the truth,

count of duke to tell a false story, what a stitch

by david scalia March 11, 2004

stitch licker

a person who gets their rocks off by bj-ing a man after his circumcision (sp?)

OUCH, my girlfriend a a stitch licker

by Matt January 9, 2004

Stretch

verb used when you need to air out under your arms

when i was at school today i really had to stretch.

by noonecares November 3, 2003