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squirrel stapler

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A new (if 2020 is still new) indie horror PC game (though it's a lot funnier than it is scary) that several YouTube and twitch streamers have started playing as of recently. Squirrel Stapler is part of the "Dread X Collection Part II" series of crappy horror games, but has recently gotten a stand-alone release on steam for 7 dollars. The game is a parody of old hunting simulators from the late 90's-early 2000's. You play as a psychopathic hunter who catches squirrels to staple to his dead wife's skinned body, with a message that God will arrive after five days. Large amounts of tips, stories, and squirrel facts are provided to the player throughout the game, but these get weirder and gorier as the game continues, just like the rest of the game. Squirrel Stapler is only about an hour long, come on, many late-2000's flash games take longer to beat! The game has intentionally shitty graphics, although you wouldn't expect much better from a game made by one guy.
If I ever meet God one day, it will certainly not be from playing "squirrel stapler."

squirrel jazz

A subgenre of jazz music characterized particularly by its playfulness, analogous to the behavior of squirrels. This is reflected in its frivolous instrument and harmony choices.
The song "Marche no Kuroi Kuma" by Gonzales Mikami is a fine instance of squirrel jazz.
squirrel jazz by pineapplerind December 19, 2023

Squirrel Sotry 

The actual best series on YouTube, TikTok, and Scratch. On YouTube it is called "Squirrel And Hippo Introductions",
on TikTok it is called squirrelandhippobusiness or SquirrelSotry, and on Scratch just "squirrel sotry" and then a number. Squirrel Sotry is a great series where a squirrel and a hippo go on bizzare adventures across Skopje, while having a battle between them, metal pipe, redblood, and a lot of others. This is the site's web adress: sites.google.com/view/squirrelsotry/home and there are a lot of secrets and others!
Squirrel Sotry is a series made by StefanT2014/MrManny/Neonix/Cyborg Neonix/Cyangram, Mira/PoppyToppey/PoppeyToppey/Poppy/Poppey/Eclipse/Haunted, Flimmpy/Poppertoppy
Squirrel Sotry by StefanT2014 March 2, 2024

squirrel fight 

Two men, aggressively rubbing their nuts together.
Me: “Hey you two, what are you doing !!”

Two nude men: “we’re having a squirrel fight !”
squirrel fight by GibbonLips August 3, 2024

Squirrel Method 

The Squirrel Method is a technique where one takes advantage of the Rigor mortis Phenomenon by killing a squirrel, inerting their penis into said squirrel, and waiting for its muscles to stiffen creating a “personalized squirrel” that fits the users penis perfectly.
Joe: did you use the squirrel method bro?

Bobby: i did it was so tight
Squirrel Method by S13Enjoyer January 23, 2025

squirrel squirrel diddle diddle 

Did you hear about the squirrel squirrel diddle diddle protest later? It’s for a great cause.

Squirrel Chaser 

A male of homosexual persuasion who enters another males anal tunnel with his penis is said to be chasing after the squirrel (poo)

Also known as a ‘Poo Pusher’
“Hey did your gay mate Steve take Dave home lastnight?”
“Yeah I heard Daves a bit of a Squirrel Chaser”
Squirrel Chaser by WestieBogan September 27, 2025