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snortease

When a woman snorts and expects you to be attracted to it.
Woman: *snorts*
Man: Ooooooh yeah ;)
Woman: You can't have this.
Man: You snortease!
by BuyMeABeer September 11, 2011
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Snortahollic

The snortahollic is one that prefers the snow cappped pile of bolivian martching powder as opposed to indulging a few quiet ales with friends.

The sortahollic is a dangerous and somewhat questionable individual who may on some occassions try to coherse others to idulge in illicit and somewhat questionable behavoiur .This may also include crawling the wall,Dressing the dog and after requesting a Russin pardon.

If you are the unlucky individual who unfortunatley is cohersed into partying with the snortahollic beware you may end up looking like something off Hangover 2 and or waking up with a talking monkey and a condom hanging out of your arse.
Hey has anyone seen Ian?

Oh yes you mean Snortahollic he's in the Porcelain Jungle

OMG what do you mean?

Dont worry it won't be long and he will be back with a vengance after crawling the wall,dressing the dog,leaving his mark under the offcie desk and asking for a Russin Pardon
by Cravelle December 16, 2011
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Snorty

The alter ego of a tired and goofy Lindsey. Commonly can be found with Kibby doing hood rat shit and almost getting arrested. Snorty is most happy with a double double and surprise rebel. Occasionally, she loves to axe people on Call of Duty.
After the first tire was flattened that night, Snorty and Kibby had just begun.
by RIPlilbud February 25, 2019
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squelchy snorter

When you have to take a shit and you fart right before the shit sprays all over your ass
by Datbadasskid June 18, 2016
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Cum Snorting

When you are about to ejaculate inside the girlfriend but instead pull out and ejaculate into your hand then proceed to snort the cum.
Yo you see my boy Havard he's so strong and full of vigor because of all the cum snorting he does.
by McCheeseSauce June 18, 2023
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Shnortin

one with an enlongated face
by Stuart Armstrong August 18, 2006
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shortevity

The opposite of longevity. A short duration of life due to hot driving burning madness, too much caffeine, too much sex, too much intensity, too much quick chemical food and not enough cooling chill gladness.
Take a break my friend; your shortevity fuse is ripping!
by Star Blazer June 29, 2009
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