Snortahollic 

The snortahollic is one that prefers the snow cappped pile of bolivian martching powder as opposed to indulging a few quiet ales with friends.

The sortahollic is a dangerous and somewhat questionable individual who may on some occassions try to coherse others to idulge in illicit and somewhat questionable behavoiur .This may also include crawling the wall,Dressing the dog and after requesting a Russin pardon.

If you are the unlucky individual who unfortunatley is cohersed into partying with the snortahollic beware you may end up looking like something off Hangover 2 and or waking up with a talking monkey and a condom hanging out of your arse.

Hey has anyone seen Ian?

Oh yes you mean Snortahollic he's in the Porcelain Jungle

OMG what do you mean?

Dont worry it won't be long and he will be back with a vengance after crawling the wall,dressing the dog,leaving his mark under the offcie desk and asking for a Russin Pardon

Snortahollic by Cravelle December 16, 2011

shortaholic

An individual, typically a young skinny white guy, who refuses to wear long pants—even in the harshest winter weather—foregoing any explanation beyond "It's not cold."

“Did you see Norris tromping through the snow today in his shorts?”
“Yeah, he’s a textbook case of a shortaholic.”

shortaholic by Dudek9 March 23, 2012

sportaholic

Someone who is obsessed with sports but does not actually need to be good at them

Dude, Sam is such a sportaholic but he sucks like shit on the court.

sportaholic by The Knower Of Everything July 17, 2007