smoif

Smurf with a New York accent.

Wanna watch the smoifs taday.

by deadbolt May 29, 2005

Smoke Anus

noun - 1. an invisible and often malevolent entity that can only originate from the human rectum; the common fart generally lies dormant until the host expels it.

verb - 1. to forcefully expel or passively allow a unit of gaseous particles from one's rectum.
aka, "blasting the butt trumpet"

"Dude did you just smoke anus?"

by Nina Rees June 14, 2008

Smoke Ride

when one or more people take a ride through out the mountains or your town smoking marijuana

Nick-Yo u wanna hit up a smoke ride?

Jeremy- Yea i got no gas though

Nick-I got you.

by CBasZ December 9, 2008

Smokeaholic

One who regularly consumes large amounts of smokeahol.

Tom drank all the smokeahol last night. He's such a smokeaholic. What a douche.

by Koch Wrangler May 21, 2009

Smoke

A person, usually female, who is extremely attractive.

Our TA is a total smoke!

by RamansHybridApproach March 25, 2016

smocking

The way you spell smoking after you become President of The United States.

"Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia."

by Buckles Freeman December 10, 2018

smoke your ass

verb 1: to be caught will in the act of something stupid and then getting a trouble 2: to get beat up 3: getting pumped full of bullet holes

yo mike your girlfriend kristin randomly sat on the floor in study hall today
yeah? what'd you say
i yelled "kristin what the hell are you doing?! Tushar is gonna smoke your ass!"
did she get the message
nope
didnt think so

by shazam the man October 24, 2009