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smoker's rights

The misguided and incorrect notion that smokers have, or should have, rights related to their smoking. Chavs and other forms of white trash believe in smoker's rights just like children believe in the tooth fairy. Many people who feel entitled to smoker's rights also feel they are entitled to welfare and Medicaid.
The big fat chav slob got upset when told to put out her cigarette in the restaurant and started yelling "smoker's rights" until everyone laughed at her as she was thrown out of the place. She felt that she had a right to make others smell her gross odor, instead of others having a right to clean air while they enjoyed their dinner. She, of course, was also one of those idiots who thinks that it's unconstitutional to require someone to get a driver license to drive on publicly built and owned roads, to pay income taxes (even though the 16th Amendment explicitly authorizes them). She's probably also so stupid that she doesn't realize she'll get cancer soon, and look wrinkled and ugly before she's 30 years old.
smoker's rights by PMax April 22, 2008
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Smoke You Out 

The definition of "Smoke you out" is to get a person completely blitzed on weed for a very long time.
Example: If a girl named Melissa said to a boy named Todd, Hey come work with me for four days and I will smoke you out. To accomplish this Melissa would have to get Todd high on weed for the full four days. If said girl only gives Todd one tiny roach on the first day this is "not smoking you out".

Pickle Smoker 

A person who sucks male genetalia; homosexual man.
1) It could be said that Prince is a pickle smoker.
Pickle Smoker by Johnny J Shmoove January 16, 2003

hottie butterface smoker chick 

A pretty cool chick most often found during smoke breaks at work (gen. a large facility). She is possessed of a super rockin' bod, looks that are average or lower, but has all types of awesome true stories including, but not limited to: traffic altercations, drunken chicanery, sexual shenanigans, loose girlfriends, and delicious abuses of other employees, patrons, and whatnot (making her quite do-able).
Jeff: I just had a smoke with that one chick from the 4th floor, who was saying how she got in an accident with her boyfriend after some party. They were both drunk and going like 90 miles an hour, smashed into a street sign, and didn't even get a DUI, so she gave him a blowjob as a reward!
Eric: Fuuuck, good for her! Which girl again?
Jeff: You know, the hottie butterface smoker chick.
Eric: You mean Kelly?
Jeff: Oh yeah. That's her name.
Eric: I'd do her.
Jeff: Me too!

Pop smoke 

A military term that pertains to using a smoke gernade to cover them movement out of a particular area.
Can be used to express a want to leave something
I'm sick of being here, lets pop smoke, an get out of here.
Pop smoke by rpatterson May 9, 2008

smoke my meat 

A variation of the phrase "smoke my cock".

1. A phrase used to express extreme disgust

2. Something a whore likes to do for under 20 bucks.

3. Something you should be doing if you're a complete asshole.
If my boss thinks I'm going to clean up his shit he can smoke my fuckin' meat.

That bitch smokes the meat for a free meal.

You guys are total dicks so go ahead and smoke my meat.
smoke my meat by Jack beats Nimble January 31, 2010

Booger smoker 

The small round device (usually emitting smoke) used by a Catholic priest to cleanse purify, sanctify or chase the boogers out of the area.
The catholic priest carried the booger smoker around the room as he recited latin scripture.
Booger smoker by jakfoxx June 5, 2011