Smoking Mexican Taco

When a guy fucks a Mexican girl, ejaculates on her pussy lips and they sticks the butt end of a lit cigarette in the goo and lets it smoke.

"On Maria's birthday I gave her a Smoking Mexican Taco."

by G-Paw April 8, 2009

smoking monkey

a person who looks like a monkey, and smokes alot.

casso is such a smoking monkey.

by trfc4eva May 24, 2006

spocking

Driving slowly around a parking lot, waiting for someone to pull out of thier space, so you can take it.

Patrick and Jared were spocking and found Leah's space.

by jizzdizzle December 12, 2006

Smoking Dick

To waste large amounts of time doing nothing, while you should be productive.

"Are you doing your work?"

"No, I'm smoking dick."

"Where is nick?"
"Smoking dicks at the bomb range."

by xXSephiroth_lova_420[BR]Xx January 15, 2013

stocking stuffer

a stocking stuffer is a sock filled with human feces used as a dildo.

I wanted a stocking stuffer for x-mas so I told grandma to bring over a basket of bran muffins.

by ergyu April 30, 2008

Smoking Gun

When a person takes a hit off a joint or a drag from a cigarette, holding the smoke in and sucks a dick before releasing the smoke.

Jen was nervous about doing the smoking gun, she took a long hit before taking Eric's dick into her mouth, taking it all the way in a couple of times, before pulling off and releasing the smoke.

by Jack 'em May 6, 2009

smoking bone

Fireman who is overly motivated to extinguish the fire.

When Jones grabbed the nozzle and ran into the flames, I knew he was a real smoking bone.

by Phillip Roshko December 18, 2003