Smash Mouth

Once a band that were critically bashed for having catchy, if not downright cheesy, "tunes" like All Star and I'm a Believer, Smash Mouth are now hated for spreading the coronavirus across the godforsaken USA as a result of performing before a large packt crowd (a crowd without masks or social distancing) at the Sturgis Biker Rally back in August.

Somebody once told me
The virus was baloney
He ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
I was feeling kinda numb
With a burning in the lungs
And I said I don't think that it's COVID

Well the chills start coming
And they don't stop coming
Feelin' short of breath
Like I just went running
Didn't make sense to stay home
No fun
Instead went out
Infected everyone
So much to touch
So much to lick
So what's wrong with my little droplets
You'll never know if you don't test
Why do I feel pain in my chest?

Hey now
We're contagious
We're in Sturgis
No mask
Hey now
You're a biker
We're all sharing
One flask
This is worse than the flu
I'll be seeing you in the ICU

- Smash Mouth killing it in Sturgis with their hit song All Star. Fuck that COVID shit!

by OK Dodo September 16, 2020

fupa smash

A professional wrestling finishing move where the fat ass miraculously climbs to the top rope and, after catching his breath for a minute, leaps down and buries his opponent's head under his massive fupa. There is no escape.

Dave's wrestling career was ended by a brutal fupa smash which left him paralyzed from the neck down.

by Dick Walk May 8, 2008

Smash From The Past

Someone you had sex with in the past.

I ran into a smash from the past the other day, I can't believe I got that wasted!

by nigguhnoodle January 2, 2011

smash seat

The "seat" between two children's seats in the backseat of a car.

Once the couple had twins, they couldn't transport any friends unless they wanted to climb into the smash seat and sit between the babies.

by Fuckisacomma May 28, 2011

smash n go hoe

smash n go hoe. a sex buddy no strings attached

she a one man women not a smash n go hoe hitt it and go

by hugebinge November 10, 2012

Seshpiration

To become inspired during a session of smoking marijuana

Hannah had a seshpiration and put the last blunt in the bong to make a blong.

by Mer Derpino February 22, 2014

Smash the Ice

Kind of like Breaking the Ice, but in a much more violent manner.

When you see someone, and instead of going up to them for a nice and simple meet and greet, you dig into their social media profiles, get their papers from the court, and stalk him in his everyday life.

"Tomorrow, I'm gonna Smash the Ice with Ryan."

"Jenny is totally trying to Smash the Ice with Jake."

"Yesterday, I saw Veronica at the mall, I decided to Smash the Ice with her."

by risingSKY February 16, 2015