Slurry Seal

You first start by engaging in anal sex from behind. When you are about to cum, pull out, wipe the shit off your dick, and cum in your hand. Next, move your cummed hand in front of your partner's face. Take only one solid swipe accross the entire face of your partner. Finally, disengage in all sexual activity.

I say to my best friend Kevin, "Bro, I gave this dirty whore the worst slurry seal last night!!!"

by aces17 September 5, 2008

Slurpies

Otherwise known as a "sloppy burpie." It's a modified version of the Crossfit exercise the "Burpie." This happens when your body reaches exhaustion during a Crossfit WOD and causes your Burpie form to lack.

"Dude, I was so tired during yesterday's WOD that my Burpies started looking like Slurpies."

by Bartles June 6, 2013

slurpage

a drink or other liquid that is consumed

im thirsty im going to the fridge to get some slurpage

by jessica October 8, 2003

slurptastic

Delicious-tasting and, at the same time, liquidy in nature.

Mmm, that Wagamama's spicy soup thing was slurptastic.

by Tarquin F. March 12, 2008

"slurpee"

the act of fellatio where the girl has ice in her mouth

Dude, she did a "slurpee" on me the other night!

by Senger8 April 24, 2008

Slurryfest

A slurryfest is an unusual sexual fetish and can only be described as a filthy orgy of blood, piss and shit. A man will be having anal intercourse with a woman and when he removes his penis a putrid mix of blood and/or shit will spray from the woman's arsehole into a beaker or cup (some people actually design a special goblet known as a "slurry goblet". Sometimes the man or woman will add their piss to this rancid concoction to give an extra thrill and a more potent flavour. The man then sucks up the rancid brew through a drinking straw and spits it in the woman's face upon which he would usually shout "slurryfest" and then slap her violently around the face. Although a slurryfest can be carried out by 2 people it is most common in group sex and is believed to have been started in Brighton, UK by transvestites who are particular fans of slurry.

"Are you coming round tonight for the slurryfest?"

"Last night I went to a slurryfest and I can't get the taste out of my mouth"

"I got drunk last night and my boyfriend made me do a slurryfest"

by Boris the sick twat May 1, 2010

scandanavian slurpee

when a guy cums onto his stomach then pushes all the cum he can into his belly button and makes the girl slurp it out

she grabbed the keys and said she was running to the store to get something to drink,i said dont bother,just have this scandanavian slurpee.

by jupiter cyclopse March 12, 2009