A slurryfest is an unusual sexual fetish and can only be described as a filthy orgy of blood, piss and shit. A man will be having anal intercourse with a woman and when he removes his penis a putrid mix of blood and/or shit will spray from the woman's arsehole into a beaker or cup (some people actually design a special goblet known as a "slurry goblet". Sometimes the man or woman will add their piss to this rancid concoction to give an extra thrill and a more potent flavour. The man then sucks up the rancid brew through a drinking straw and spits it in the woman's face upon which he would usually shout "slurryfest" and then slap her violently around the face. Although a slurryfest can be carried out by 2 people it is most common in group sex and is believed to have been started in Brighton, UK by transvestites who are particular fans of slurry.

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