sausage tubing

when a person, typically male, takes a steamy shit into another persons' asshole.

dan: dude i was with my gf last night and she wanted me to poop into her asshole.

randy: dude! she wanted you to sausage tube her? thats nasty.

dan: yeah i know. but i pinched off a steamy one in her ass anyway.

randy: did she enjoy the sausage tubing?

dan: yeah she said it was better then last time...

by intoodeep January 5, 2010

sausage war

when a group of sausage warriors gather together to "fight"

how many sausage warriors are coming to the sausage war

that was a good sausage war last night

by theshadowgirth February 17, 2010

sausage brick

The moment when you realize that you just lost the game.

Derp saw a rage comic that had sausage brick in it and lost the game when he looked it up.

by Ammorn October 25, 2011

sausage finger

an abnormally large finger that resembles a sausage

Ruth: Oh my god he touched me
Ben:Why is that so bad?
Siena: Because he has the SAUSAGE FINGER
round little fingers

DAMMMMMN

by MOTHERFUCKER JONES HALL December 2, 2013

knicker sausages

In Ireland, used to describe rather large lips of a lady's nether regions fanny flaps

her skirt was so short you could see her knicker sausages

by daly and harney June 12, 2008

sizzling sausage

a popular chat-up line

Matilda: hey hot stuff
Horny man: you wanna sizzle my sausage?
Matilda: mhmm i like a bit of sizzling sausage

by teehee77 June 25, 2009

Hidden Sausage

Where someone hides a sausage (whilst naked) on their person and you have to guess which orifice it is hidden in.

Hidden Sausage - They asked me where I think she has hidden the sausage. I didn't quite feel up to bangers and mash when she told me where it was.

by The Hidden Sausage Clan August 26, 2009