SlapStick

Comedy based on violence

by bezzerwizzer May 14, 2003

slap the bag

A symbolic gesture of slapping a bag of wine before proceeding to take a pull directly from the nozzle. Usually done in attempt of asking the hangover gods for protection the next morning.

"Hey man, can I get a pull of that franzia?"
"Fuck yeah, but don't forget to slap the bag first."

by slappy franzia January 6, 2014

slap me a fresh one

When a brotha be finna get a high five outchu

Tyrelle: Ay yo Dre

Dre: What up kid, slap me a fresh one.

by BallerLogan March 31, 2009

slap me silly

To slap one until they're knocked some sense into or to slap one until they're knocked the hell out.

John had to slap me silly after I jumped off that 30-foot diving board.

Mike slapped me silly when we fought after school.

by NooberCrooser November 2, 2014

penile slap

A slap in the face with a penis - also known as PLAP for short

My boyfriend gave me a penile slap last night, he is such a bar-steward!

by Julesforgirls September 29, 2006

Downs Slap

The art of slapping someone using a "Downs" Hand, thus resulting in the victim having to make you a pie. i.e. an insult

Jake was pissing me off, so i gave him a swift downs slap to his left cheek. He walked straight to the kitchen and immediately started on my banana creme pie.

by rneedham3 October 5, 2007

Mexican Slap Off

When someone at the urinal next to you shakes off so hard that you hear their penis making meat flapping sounds. Typically occurs amongst the Hispanic population whom seem to have less conservative urinal ethics.

Dude are you jerking off next to me or what? No, just giving it a good ole Mexican slap off.

by DirteDeeds July 7, 2015