slapped salami

To slap your salami you have to first whip it out and then get a good nice moist, slippery, wet grip and slide your hand up and down to the rhythm of "We are number one" until mayonnaise comes out and spread it across your sandwich buns.

My slapped salami is hammed so hard that it is red and i need cream.

by Darklordkvr May 15, 2017

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Cap-Slap

While fucking, the male busts a nut in the girl's hat then proceed to put the hat back on her head.

I am about to cum, give me you hat so i can Cap-Slap you bitch.

by Tchami120 April 13, 2015

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Google slap

In the future, when Google can actually reach out and slap people for asking questions in an online public forum that could have easily been answered with a Google search.

Wow, she really deserves a Google slap for asking the Facebook group where to get a windshield wiper blade fixed!

by Crazy Schnauzer January 21, 2015

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Kerry Slap

The girl that's giving you fellatio doesn't like to swallow, so upon ejaculation you treat her to a swift blunt blow to the back of the head with your open palm and force her to swallow. And she likes it.

This fine dime brizzle that didnt like to swallow was giving me dome, so I Kerry Slapped the bitch.

by Kerry Mitchell March 31, 2005

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fanny slap

a female actually slapping someone on the face with their fanny. Usually the victim has to be laid down unless the female is particularly versatile.

James: Damn! last night i thought i was gonna get some

Kelvin: oh yeah? what happened?

James: She threw me on the bed but then just gave me a massive fanny slap!

by James and Kelvin February 12, 2007

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