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Rhino Slap

A Rhino slap is a very powerful slap, the way to perform a Rhino slap is quite easy, simply pick up a wellington boot or any old hiking boot and while your friend is asleep, do a run up from across the room and slam it extremely hard into his/her temple or eye area, this should wake him/her up, and while they are screaming and confused, looking around, swing the boot extremely hard in their mouth area, then run out of the room.
Alfred: "Daniel did you see me slam my boot into Ned's face while he was asleep yesterday!?"

Daniel: "Hahaha yeah man, Jorge recorded it you completely knocked him the fuck out.'

Cassandra: "I thought I heard a sound last night, I thought it was a gun shot! Nice Rhino Slap Alfred!!!"
by ClearWhorm August 7, 2010
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Kerry Slap

The girl that's giving you fellatio doesn't like to swallow, so upon ejaculation you treat her to a swift blunt blow to the back of the head with your open palm and force her to swallow. And she likes it.
This fine dime brizzle that didnt like to swallow was giving me dome, so I Kerry Slapped the bitch.
by Kerry Mitchell March 30, 2005
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tamp slap

Full Phrase: Tampon Slap

When a tampon is pulled out of the vagina and is used to slap someone repeatedly across the face.
"I'm bitchy, I'm hormonal, and if you don't get out of my way in five seconds I'll tamp slap you!!"
by PeachesAdam December 2, 2007
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fanny slap

a female actually slapping someone on the face with their fanny. Usually the victim has to be laid down unless the female is particularly versatile.
James: Damn! last night i thought i was gonna get some

Kelvin: oh yeah? what happened?

James: She threw me on the bed but then just gave me a massive fanny slap!
by James and Kelvin February 13, 2007
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reality slap

Pam... you need a reality slap! Stop day dreaming!
by Jay A. April 19, 2005
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bitch slap

To disrespectfully slap someone in the face with an open hand. The implication is that the person being slapped is not manly enough to be worthy of a real punch. Term is used figuratively to mean putting someone in their place (or diss) in no uncertain terms.
A figurative example: Al Franken was on TV last night and bitch slapped Bill O'Reilly.

When you bitch slap someone, you make them a punk.
by Bill Peters October 6, 2006
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cock slap

using ones penis to slap the face of another person. also called a mushroom tattoo because of the redness left behind by the hit.
if you dont shut up i'll cock slap you!
by Luke Merlini November 25, 2003
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