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shroog

I heard he was shrooging in the bathroom before we came here.
by shroogmaster March 19, 2024
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shroovy

When you kicked back smoking a doobie getting groovy
Pass the doobie so I can get shroovy
by OnlyDaSluts May 31, 2024
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Shroomer

Derogatory ethnic slur for toads, inhabitants of the Mushroom Kingdom.
by ko0p4zdab3st June 6, 2024
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Shroom Sitting

When a sober person keeps people tripping on mushrooms safe. (The designated driver of psychedelics)
Bill: You have fun camping this weekend?
Joe: Not really. Everyone else was on shrooms, and I had to make sure they didn’t run into the fire.
Bill: Shroom sitting sucks. You’re a good friend.
Joe: Thanks, I try.
by Care Bear Othy June 16, 2024
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Shroogi

The supreme breed of Man. The epitome of masculinity and perfection personified. All masculine traits are embodied in the figure of a Shroogi. He effortlessly combines the attributes of physical prowess, strength, resilience, honor, as well as hardened determination in the face of lowlifes, especially other inferior races, such as the zagroosi mountain goat.

A Shroogi is a warrior breed who inhabits the Land of Mesopotamia, the Cradle of Civilization, and whose mission in life is to get rid of bums whose breaths stink like mountain goat excrement and believe in imaginary countries.

As a result of his supreme visage and presence, the Shroogi naturally commands respect and admiration from those around him, however, at times, the occasional lazy-eyed zagroosi mountain goat might try to rebel against his master (the Shroogi) but luckily, he is extremely efficient in exterminating such rodents and has realized that the most efficient way to get rid of such creatures is by using a special kind of gas.
Oliver: Oi lad, look! There goes Amir Albazi, the flyweight champion of the UFC!
George: Yeah, I know. He's a real Shroogi.
by SargonOfAkkad June 19, 2024
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Shroombriety

A modern approach to wellness and personal growth that combines the intentional use of natural mushrooms with a commitment to clarity, balance, and mindful living. It’s about stepping away from harmful substances like alcohol and synthetic medications while embracing self-healing, emotional clarity, and personal empowerment. Shroombriety isn’t just about growth—it’s also about finding joy, having fun, and truly savoring life’s moments with intention.

Dose Mindfully, Live Fully.
“Since embracing Shroombriety, I’ve felt more balanced, connected, and genuinely happy—it’s not just a lifestyle, it’s a mindset.”
by Jojo2025 January 5, 2025
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