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bar shock

when you take more drugs after being barred out earlier and now youre barred out again..and crossed with the drug you just took
I cant remeber shit I got hella bar shocked after that dab from all those xannys this morning
by whosurplug June 1, 2017
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Fecal Shock Syndrome

1. Acronym: FSS. At the beaches in Chicago on Lake Michigan, Fecal Shock Syndrome is the result of encountering multiple soiled diapers on the beach or in the water. Symptoms include disgust, repulsion, running to get away, and later a sense of general contamination and (possibly psychosomatic) itching and general discomfort. Many people of a certain socioeconomic group in Chicago feel this is perfectly OK: baby poops, remove diaper and toss it on the beach.

2. Any instance where you see feces and it clearly does not belong there.
1. I dove in off the rocks at Montrose beach and saw three diapers floating in the water. Fecal Shock Syndrome set in immediately. I went home ant took a 30 minute shower.

2. I had fecal shock syndrome after someone shit between the dumpsters in the alley behind my apartment.
by dickie bundle September 11, 2012
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Student Shock-Absorber

One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach, with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety, while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.
My friends were amazed that I was one of those student shock-absorbers and lived to talk about it. I did manage to get my degree. Yay for me!” - said flatly
by Dr Isaac September 16, 2018
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<.7.9.7.6.>Notion Rhetorical Yet Shocked <&>aNd<&>Awed Notion<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025
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invisible shocked

When you have the ability to have sex with someone with a psychic ability and someone comes out of left field another individual sticks something in your ass
I was advanced Astral projecting and someone else invisible shocked me
by Saerow April 28, 2021
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crotch shock

when he or she grabs your penis/vagina with cold hands.
oh my god she just gave me a crotch shock

alesia shrunk my penis with her crotch shocks hands.
by shelllzzzz June 11, 2018
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