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shitter

A very bad fake Rolex which is nearly, if not very, obvious a clone of the real thing. This is a widely known term used in the replica watch community online.
Hey man, did you see that guy's dhgate Submariner? It's a shitter!
by WiseLink May 26, 2022
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Shitter

A player who's extremely bad at a game and/or lacking the skill set to make his team succeed. Seen in competitive games such as Spikeball. Andrew Nugen is an example of a shitter
Andrew is a shitter
by Nathaniel324 May 31, 2022
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Sink shitter

When someone takes a shit that smells so bad, you could believe that they've taken a shit in the sink.
by Sizwer December 15, 2021
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The Infinite Shitter Paradox

The Infinite Shitter Paradox (ISP) is a paradox about how you go back in time to take a massive shit, and when you return everyone you know and love will die, and whoever survives will try to murder you with no sympathy.
"Have you heard of the Infinite Shitter Paradox?" "Yeah man, its scary. I cant believe that its real." "Yeah."
by bingledebop April 2, 2022
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wrecking the shitter

if you’re wrecking the shitter it’s the FATTEST SHAT you’ve ever taken. it’s practically breaking the toilet
Joe: I just wrecked the shitter

Martha: uh oh is that shit gonna flush
Joe: my stomach hurt so bad i needed to wreck the shitter
wrecking the shitter- big shit
by EXTRA LEXA October 30, 2019
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Shitter

Someone who just doesn't use any type of common sense. A person who just wont listen to what's right or what makes sense.
Yea my mom is a shitter, she wont take the time to preorder a ps5 and says there will be a bunch in stock.
by @shitters November 11, 2020
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JP the Shitter

To create a masterpiece in the lavatory in the style of Jackson Pollock by using what would be an otherwise watery, splattery deficate and repurpose it as art.
Man 1: Whoa Nelly! Do not go in there. Some dude JP’d the shitter.

Man 2: JP’d the shitter?? I don’t get it.

Man 1: My dude, you need to broaden your cultural exposure.

Paul Jackson Pollock was an American painter and a major figure in the abstract expressionist movement. He was widely noticed for his technique of pouring or splashing liquid household paint onto a horizontal surface, enabling him to view and paint his canvases from all angles. Therefore when you JP the shitter, you pay homage to the man responsible for such modern masterpieces as Autumn Rhythm, Convergence and Number 1.

Man 2: As opposed to Number 2. My dude, I apologize for my ignorance. I had no idea that shit could be art.

(Both laugh and say in unison): “Literally and Figuratively!”
by Dickshunharry December 22, 2020
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